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 Train bound to somewere Score: 20 Moves: 18


> board train

You board the train and the door suddenly closes behind you. You breathe a sigh of relief, and turn around to see that this train is full of Grues. You then hear the conductor come over the intercom and say "GRABLEGURGLEGRAGGLE" which your trusty Babel Fish translates to "Grue express, next stop, Chocoloco Mountain."


> Chocoloco?
Shut up.


> I really hate you. You said you like me!"
Not that much, but I won't kill you outright, thats your job.


> You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Oh yeah.