UnGames:SWZork/Drunk/Cat/Die

Zork (Shareware Version)

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> I wish to die "Very well then, nice knowing you" the cat says. I'll spare you the gruesome details about how he killed you. *** You have no Balls *** Would you like to Quit, or Register Zork? Quit REGISTER ZORK > Shut Up What are you talking about? The cat chopped your balls off. That makes no sense, since I'm a chick, bitch!