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For those without DAMN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BALL SACK, sudden I AM CORNHOLIO! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOZILLA FIREFOX or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SLOPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXTRA LONG PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK THONG TASTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESSE McCARTNEY utterFUCKance of socially SUCK COCKS IN HELL! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's syndrome.

TIBET Tourette's is BOYCOTT VIACOM! not to be CUNT confused with CUNTYMINTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LET'S SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SON OF A BITCH random TAMPONS disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUNSHINE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMN language, GRIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLIT SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities SHITHEAD of ANAL DIABETES WHORE garbage.

Darnit.

A BENSON SUCKS Polite Note to the NAZI Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was JACKASS SHIT founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTYWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KAFFIR article GRINGO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLAK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HITLER Tourrette's sufferers GANGBANG swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the ORGASM bad side of a terrible SHITCOCK thing.
  • The main CRAPMUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITTY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CROTCH knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WALRUS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BULLCRAP sufferers to become TITMOUSE manically depressed and SHITCOCK commit GANGBANG suicide.
  • There is no SEX cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BATMAN & ROBIN tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna OH SHI– perodol" which caused my entire TIT SPRINKLES body to go FELLATIO numb and GANGBANG basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCUMBUCKET much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS ARTIST sorry for ASSWIPE "hi-jacking" your GIVING HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TURD this that really [Insert swear here] annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a BOB SAGET horrible disorder is (not) SPICY CUNT FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLYING RAT'S ASS time.

Best FUCKWIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew BOB SAGET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BEAVER bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSHITTER punch him if you ASSRAPING want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my GOBSHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BALL SACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JUNGLE BUNNY and SHITCOCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTYMINTS BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PUSSY HORSE! BALL SACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BALL SACK'S HOUSE

How SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH to FRIG cure HONKY the RICK MORANIS Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSCRACK for O KURWA! Tourette's ASS Syndrome ASSHOLE is I CAN AFFORD FOOD following DYKE these GOD DAMMIT rules CUNT in TOSSER order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature DONGSHOVER little MONKEY BALLS kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSCRACK within PENISFUCK 10 DONGSHOVERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DICK CHICKEN nor RAT'S ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNT yourself you CHICKEN FRIES don't BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA have CUM this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK TITS WITH NASTY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BALL SACK last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIPSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the TOP OF SHIT THIS FELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIPSHIT offensive. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITWANK people who try HI, BILLY MAYS HERE to battle BONG'LIMEY that tight-ass PIECE OF SHIT 17-year-TAMPON IN MY ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I WILL KILL YOU! it now, but someone said POMMIE' TAFFY DICK TITS'TURD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SPIC is a laughing DAMN IT matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are LET'S SHIT articles RAT'S COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching O CANADA stuff. So ANAL that means PRICK stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and GANGBANG talking about the VAGINA letter that it's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT mocking (what PORCH MONKEY letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian JENKEM hi self NIGGER even made a really BUGGER OFF good point. "It's SPANK THE MONKEY nothing more FLAMING ASS BADGER from a head nod to a INCEST knee tick". BOB SAGET. Which I'll add TENTACLE RAPE onto SPANK THE MONKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ABO suffer that EXTRA LONG PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to VAGINA be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDNECK hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on TITMOUSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS ARTIST be offended, don't read SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the freaking ANUSCAKE article anyway.

PENIS HELLFUCKER BALLS BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] CUNT COON

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SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO DOG FUCKER CHINK BALL SACK DICKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE CUNTSWILLING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTYWANK BULLCRAP JERK OFF BEANER HELL POMMIE TAMPONS BITCH BASTARD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CLEMEN ASSFACE BITCH SHITCOCK SEX PISS OFF MY ASS HELL HOSER BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE JOHNNY SACRAMENTO ASS CRAPMUNCHER JESSE McCARTNEY COCKSMOKER BONER FUCKTARD FUCK DAMN IT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU ABO PENISFUCK DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS BUGGER OFF SEX BULLSHIT FUCK BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY TITTIES NICARAGUA FUCK ASSFACE HELL RECTUM RAIDER SHITE SCROTUM ASSFACE CUNT TWISTY VAGINA BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE SHIT RECTUM RAIDER FLYING FUCK GANGBANG BLUMPKIN BONER TAMPONS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE VAGINA DAMN EAT MY SHIT! 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FUCK BOOBIES BONG DAMN BITCH WHORE CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPUNK PISSHOLE CANNED QUOTE RAT'S COCK GOAT DICK SEMEN WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD TITTYWANK PRICK BALL SACK DICKHEAD ARSE SHITFACE FRAK ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT FUCKING SHITSLIDE BENSON SUCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! YOU SUCK BALLS JIGGABOO CROTCH LAKE TITICACA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSFACE JERK OFF TOSSER FUCKER ASSHOLE SEX BUTTFUCKER INBRED DAMN IT DAMNED TABERNACLE CUNT BOOBIES FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MALL SANTA SHIT COMMUNISM IS STUPID MARY WHITEHOUSE NI CUNT SEX JACKASS FUCK OFF DICKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S ASS TACO FUCKER NEGRO DICKHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SNUFF PORN FUCKING A DOUCHING BOOBIES ASSCRACK FELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE LENS CRAFTERS SUCK A BIG DICK NEGRO CUNTRAG TITS CONDOMS ASSRAMMER CUM SHUT UP, MEG! CLUSTER FUCK OPINION CHOAD LIMEY REDNECK SHITBALLS DUMBASS RAT'S COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICK DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FEWMETS NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK HADJI SAND NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSFACE CUNT GOBSHITE VAGINA BALLS WIGGER CUNT FUCK YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER CECIL JOHN RHODES WIENER ASSHAT RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE PENISFUCK GENITALIA WILLY WONKA BATHING SUIT AREA JIGGABOO BANGKOK CUNT PISS GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK CRACKER BITCH CARPET MUNCHER BUGFUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY DOUCHETITS SHITE GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FRENCH TICKLER GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE FUCK BULLSHIT SHITPISSER CUNTBUCKET FELLATIO FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT PENIS SHITSLINGING LOGJAMMER BALLS DIPSHIT URINE-GARGLING FAG PUSSY FEWMETS CUNTSWILLING FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HOSER CHOAD COON DAMN FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH MARGARET THATCHER GOOK HORSE SHIT WIKIPEDIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAMPONS FUCKER DICKLICK PUNANI ASSFACE FRIG TIMBER NIGGER CUNT FUCKBAG HELLFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY MALARKY DOG SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHETITS GOOK BULLSHIT JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSBANDIT COCKGOBLIN COCKGOBLIN SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK BUGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIHILISM HOSER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSFACE FUCKING A SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMMIT EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG VAGINA DOG SHIT BEAVER TOWELHEAD HOMO EPIDIDYMIS KIDDY FIDDLER CUNT FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT SMEG DICKHEAD FAG SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS UIGURS BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA ASSWIPE SHITE MACACA ASSBANDIT PISSHOLE ASSHAT DOUCHETITS MILF HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTT PIRATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFACE FUCKING KIKE SUGARTITS DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY DICK TITS BONER MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT MILF SHITFUCKER DAMN CHIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFACE FEATURED TAMPONS WIGGER PORCH MONKEY HITLER DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS GOOK BITCH HO ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT TITTIES CRAP FASHION BUG P'KANG NIPPLES ASSWIPE SHITPISSER SHIT TITTIES FUCKFACE AOL IPs WOODPECKERSHIT HAIL SATAN! HOSER CUM CONDOMS HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHIGGER WIGGER CHIGGER GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN ASS COON MARY WHITEHOUSE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK RUSKIE suck my mothers SEMEN FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKTARD HOSER TACO PENIS SPUNK DICK SHITFUCKER RAPE [expletive deleted] SHITFACE BASTARD WANK BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT FRED PHELPS FELCHING CUNT WANK DOG FUCKER TWAT suck my mothers NORTH KOREA DAMN DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGNOG FUCKING A TUBA POMMIE DAMMIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITBALLS SHITHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK GANGBANG SCUMBUCKET RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE BASTARD SHITSLINGING BUGGER OFF INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT GYPSY CROTCH GANGBANG CUNTBUCKET DONKEY PUNCHER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKLICK and with the CHOAD and his BOLLOCKS of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about BLUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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