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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SONNY BILL WILLIAMS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS or HO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GYPSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PECKERHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MICK DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FASHION BUG television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBS Tourette's is FAG not to be GOOK confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAMEL FUCKER random HELL disorientation, culturally-FRIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOSER language, ORGASM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAMEL JOCKEY HENTAI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSHITTER souvenir shoppes and massive JAP quantities FELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES EXTRA LONG PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A YID Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The SON OF A BITCH Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to CRAPFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INCEST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article KRAUT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JUNGLE BUNNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAGHEAD Tourrette's sufferers BELGIUM swear. You can MONKEY'S UNCLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FIST FUCK TV, for always focusing on the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK bad side of a terrible ANAL thing.
  • The main BUGGER OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLIDE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CC PLZ knee VILLAGE DUMP NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS suicide.
  • There is no CLUSTER FUCK cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTSWILLING tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONGSHOVER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go FUCK numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA it is without the PUNANI drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome DAGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I RAPE WALRUSES! the TWO-INCH PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "BANGKOK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUSSY sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your POO POO BLOWJOB entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a JOHNNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RICK MORANIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LET'S SHIT, and making fun of a URINE-GARGLING horrible disorder is (not) FUCKTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! time.

Best RUSTY TROMBONE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA SUCKS byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. RUSKIE Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bastard who wrote this article. You can PENIS punch him if you LOGJAMMER want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNTBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GANGBANG and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AMERICA ONLINE HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE

How FUCK YOU to CRAP cure TITS & DICKS the DICKHEAD Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK YOU for SHITFUCKER Tourette's DICK CHICKEN Syndrome FUCKHEAD is SHITTY following DICKHEAD these SHITTY rules HORSE SHIT in WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature WIKIPEDIA little BALLS kids,
  • 2: Count to FENCE JUMPER within SHIT 10 SHITEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK INBRED CHAV nor SHITSLINGING talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITE yourself you WANK don't CUNT have FAG this MASTURBATION disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK OSTRICH MY ASS WITH NASTY FREE ELECTIONS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHAKOPEE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIENER last straw DIRTY SANCHEZ!

I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE MICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the TOP OF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! THIS GREASER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. SOD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIGGABOO people who try JESUS FUCKING CHRIST to battle FUCKING'SHITFACE that tight-ass JACK OFF 17-year-WIENER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL it now, but someone said KNOBJOCKEY' WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLUSTER FUCK'CAMEL JOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING RAT'S ASS is a laughing DAMNATION matter. Plus there HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTSWILLING Uncyclopedia, there are FRITZ articles TARTAR SAUCE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG stuff. So ARSE that means SHITFUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCKTARD first part too and PUPPIES talking about the CUM letter that it's JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST mocking (what TACO letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK YOU hi self ASSBANDIT even made a really BAD MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's BULLCRAP nothing more JERRY from a head nod to a CUNTSWILLING knee tick". POOPOO. Which I'll add FROG'S FAT ASS onto SEMEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GYPSY suffer that CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITTY be, because if I were a CRAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GRAPE PENIS hilarious. If you SIGMUND FREUD Want facts, go on TWAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS be offended, don't read TITTYWANK the freaking POMMIE article anyway.

CUNT FUDGEPACKER D'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000106-QINU`"'OH BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! PISS BUGGER OFF BASTARD RUSKIE FLUFFY CLOUD FLYING FUCK

JENKEM DICKFACE FUCKWIT CUNT RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRITZ SIGMUND FREUD HONKY CRACKER FUCK YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK FUCK SHIT SOD GO HOME AND DIE YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE BUKKAKE HELL GOD DAMN WIENER HEIL HITLER! SON OF A BITCH WIENER ANUSCAKE HOT GRITS NIPPLES BAT FUCK INSANE MOLDY TITS CUNT CRAPPER DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KRAUT DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER PISS GREASER SHITBALLS LAKE TITICACA BULLSHIT DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS JESSE McCARTNEY TITWANK DAMN SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTYMINTS DOUCHETITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALLS COCKSTUFFER CLEMEN FUCKFACE CODEINE IS A QUEER COCK PISS OFF CLIT EMO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD NIPPLES SCROTUM CHIGGER MARGARET THATCHER DONGSHOVER HITLER BONER HORSE SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! ORGASM SUGARTITS SHIT THONG TASTER TITS FRIG FUCKING A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUNG-HOLE PISS ARTIST ASSFACE WANK HELL ASSCRACK SHIT FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK IN A BOX TACO BONER CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES MONKEY SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FUCK NUGGET TITWANK BITCH BUGFUCK SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING HELL SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK TWAT REDSKIN JIZZ BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD BRUSH MA TEETH KNOBJOCKEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POLAK CUM SHITCUNTING VAGINA RAPE BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! BOLLOCKS HELL CHRISTHUMPER DAGO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITTIES FIST FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT ASSWIPE DOT HEAD DUMBASS ASSHAT DILDO SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! GOD DAMMIT SEMEN POOPOO BASTARD WALRUS SHIT WANKER HORSE PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE DOG FUCKER NECROPHILIA VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BUKKAKE CAMEL FUCKER HEIL HITLER! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK NUGGET TEDDY BEARS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE CROTCH DAMN PENIS GREASER CHOAD JACKASS HORSE SHIT DAMN SHIT BASTARD SHITE NEOPETS CLUSTER FUCK SAGGY TITS BONG FUCKSTAIN PIG JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU FUCKWIT SACRED DAMN IT TWAT SUCK MY DICK DOG SHIT NIGGER FUCK ASS BULLCRAP POMMIE WIKIPEDIA DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER JAP SACRAMENTO SHITCOCK WALRUS SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS VAGINA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ORGASM HELL POMMIE GOD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE PUSSY FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF CHOAD BOB SAGET YID FUCKTARD DIPSHIT ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA BALL SACK SHITPISSER BELGIUM ALF BOOBS POLACK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK DAMN BELLEND EMO POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD URINE-GARGLING SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT JACKASS O KURWA! POOPY FUCKSTAIN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BASTARD ALF GYPSY SHAKOPEE COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SOD OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LENS CRAFTERS FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN GRIS MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF PENIS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER WANK DAMN IT INBRED FUCKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE LOLCAT CHICKEN FRIES PISSHOLE DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAPMUNCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKHEAD NAZI CUNTING ASSCRACK SIGMUND FREUD WANKER SHITCOCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS SUCK MY DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELL ASSCRACK SHIT SHITTY SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD SOD OFF DONKEY DICK SHITBALLS I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN PENISFUCK FOUR-EYES CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER ASS FASCIST JACK OFF FUCKING JUMP! EMO DUNE COON BASTARD ASSWIPE DAGO I RAPE WALRUSES! FAG TAFFY CANDY INBRED BEANER LAKE TITICACA I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BASTARD ASSFACE WIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH POLACK CRAPFUCKER DYKE SHIT PICKANINNY JENKEM CC PLZ ASSWIPE PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX DYKE CUM SLOPE RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASSHAT NIGNOG UIGURS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITSKIN FUCK A DUCK JACK OFF FUCKER BELLEND WOP CLEMEN WIENER TITMOUSE BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOD DAMN FUCKWIT YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JERRY KAFFIR ASS BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF MALARKY BOLLOCKS ASS LICKER CHOAD MARGARET THATCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT POLESMOKER FUCKING KIKE GRIS BASTARD BITCH DAMN SHITTY HELL FUCK YOU [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSHAT DYKE CHING CHONG CHINK CRAPMUNCHER SUCK MY COCK MICK DICKFACE BITCH DICK TITS WANK SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CROTCH WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUM CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH SOD FEWMETS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT ALF ALF DOODIE HEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT DIPSHIT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT GOATSE WEHATEMARIO LIMEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN TRANNY SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK SHITHEAD ASS DAMN NAZI EAT MY SHIT! FUCKTARD THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS ASSFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WETBACK GRIS CUNNILINGUS FUCKFUCKFUCK HORSE PENIS RAT'S ASS SHIT MAMA MIA PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE CLIT JIZZ PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL DOODIE HEAD CUNT BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAT FUCK INSANE ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER DILDO ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TAMPONS HELL FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SEX CONAN O'BRIAN KNOBJOCKEY FELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE JENKEM CHRISTHUMPER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CHOAD FUCKBAG FUCKING JUMP! SHIT PISS DAMN HORSE SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK FAG JACKASS FUCKSTAIN TENTACLE RAPE CUNT LHASA SHITFUCKER CRACKER BITCH BULLSHIT BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT BOLLOCKS DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! 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KIKE DOUCHING PISS OFF MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSFACE DILDO MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK TAMPONS SOD OFF KAFFIR TAMPON IN MY ASS SCROTUM PENIS ON A STICK WANK SEMEN PISS WANKER JACKASS DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITCOCK CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT PUSSY LAKE TITICACA EPIDIDYMIS COON YUKKY DOODY JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKFACE FUCKING BIRD SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BULLSHIT WANK TITWANK KAFFIR ASS HADJI FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHRISTHUMPER DOG SHIT SCUMBAG INBRED ASSFACE BUKKAKE PAKI RAGHEAD BULLSHIT ASSWIPE DUNE COON COON WINDOWS VISTA TURD FRIG 666 PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS NIGGER DAMN SACRAMENTO ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER FELLATIO PRICK ASS SEMPRINI NICARAGUA WANK SHUT UP, MEG! NEGRO NECROPHILIA DUNE COON DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTBUCKET POMMIE CLEMEN FUCK YOU PISS UP MY ARSE JOHNNY BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN WANK FUCKFACE INJUN NEGRO BUGGER OFF PISS OFF MY ASS TWO-INCH PENIS BUTTFUCKER FELCHING BASTARD YID DAMN IT DAMN HELL SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUNANI FOUR-EYES BASTARD WANKSPLAT SMEG CUNT BRITNEY FUCK CC PLZ SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT ASSRAPING BOOBS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFACE SHIT CROTCH GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL TWO-INCH PENIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER ARSEBADGERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HAIL SATAN! NIGGER TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG NIGGER TITS GRINGO CUNNILINGUS NEGRO FUCKING DAMN SEX FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SHIT SHITPISSER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT BITCH BITCH FUCK BALLS DOUCHEBAG MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BORDER HOPPER PEDOPHILIA BONER ARSE SHITE YID FUCKWIT PUSSY FUCKFACE DOG SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BUKKAKE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCKSUCKER BALL SACK ALEX TREBEK DIPSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER ALF WHORE JERK OFF ASSFACE PISS OFF JIGGABOO COCKGOBLIN STEVE BALLMER JOHN SMILEY FACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUM FELLATIO ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH D'OH POLAK PIG DICK CHICKEN KAFFIR BALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK SHIT MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN ORGASM FROG WALRUS SHIT VAGINA TUBA TAMPON IN MY ASS SCUMBAG DAGO SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN GANGBANG DUMBASS CRACKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTYWANK FUCKING A TITS ASS lowercase FUCKBAG COCKSMOKER YOUR MOM BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS BUGGER SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE CUNT YID HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK FUCK WEHATEMARIO FUCKTARD JAP SHITFACE BOOBS FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE GANGBANG PIGFUCKER MALL SANTA SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ASSFACE DUMBASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER WIGGER BANGKOK PISSHOLE BANGKOK ORGASM CUNTING ASSCRACK HELLFUCKER suck my mothers CAPITALISM SHITTY BOLLOCKS ASSRAMMER KNOBJOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER CLIT POOPY BASTARD SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WOP SPUNK DAMN FUCKWIT CHUCK NORRIS ASSRAPING NIGGER TITS DAGO SCROTUM CUNTING ASSCRACK SLOPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INBRED TITTIES FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER COCK FUCK DICKFACE TWAT JIGGABOO CUNTRAG DONKEY DICK DICKFACE CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ SPICY CUNT FUCK HORSE SHIT FUCKING A ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI SON OF A BITCH PEEPEE BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITTIES SHIT GOAT DICK ASSCRACK GANGBANG RAPE PUNANI FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER BANGKOK FUCK CHALICE WHITE RIGHTS SCUMBAG BEAVER EMO INCEST RAT'S ASS SHIT PUSSYLICKER POWERSHIT DAGO DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE MILF BALL SACK MILF FUCKFUCKFUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRAK PISS SHITFACE SAND NIGGER TITWANK YUKKY DOODY SHIT LIMEY HELLFUCKER WANK SPUNK THONG TASTER DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK CHIGGER ASSHAT RAPE CUNTSWILLING PIECE OF SHIT WANK BALL SACK HENTAI BALL SACK FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU BONER FUCK DICK TITS WIENER ASS DYKE SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT DIPSHIT HOMO DOUCHEBAG FUCKER SEMPRINI CHUCK NORRIS DOT HEAD TITTYWANK ASSFACE FUCKFACE BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT CUNT FAGGOT HELL MONKEY SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMMIT ORGASM ASSFACE PRICK HOMO BITCH [expletive deleted] BITCH DAMN YOU WANKER PICKANINNY DAMN POLACK BITCH pen0r BORDER HOPPER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SHIT RAT'S COCK CLEMEN CRAPPY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CUNT [Insert swear here] GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PUNANI GRINGO DAMN D'OH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the BUGGER and his CRACKER of girraffes in which FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is PUNANI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA subject. If you do not find it funny CUNTYMINTS, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CROTCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HO joke loses its humour YOU WANKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIGGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FELLATIO needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! COON HELL JOHNNY FUCKING JUMP! ORANGE TURTLE!!!!!I <3 COCK