Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'CLEVELAND STEAMER'DONKEY PUNCHER'FUCK'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'PIG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SLOPE look at the RAPE talk page of this PORCUPINE'S BALLS article for notes or discussion before KIKE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! neurochemical FUCK disorder NECROPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WEHATEMARIO, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EMO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK MY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BORDER HOPPER FROG'S FAT ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWAT television programs to address BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's syndrome.

ASSCRACK Tourette's is POLAK not to be FUCKING JUMP! confused with CRACKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONGSHOVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTRAG random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-TOURETTE'S SYNDROME-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELLFIRE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MARCH OF FLAMES language, MOCKIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities SHITBALLS of ANAL DIABETES TIMBER NIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Author:

The FRIG Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was SUCK MY COCK founded to [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article SPIC funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY PUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER Tourrette's sufferers PIGFUCKER swear. You can RAPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCUMBUCKET TV, for always focusing on the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
• The main WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for BALL SACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MY ANUS IS BLEEDING sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA commit DICKWAD suicide.
• There is no WEHATEMARIO cure, and the FEMADOM drugs that are available to, "calm" the BATHING SUIT AREA tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire GENITALIA body to go SOD numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS drug.

I am an active member of a WEHATEMARIO tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the CHOAD public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOWELHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGGER OFF sorry for PISS OFF "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOB SAGET this that really SHITTING DICK NIPPLES annoys me. I am working towards a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS, and making fun of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! horrible disorder is (not) SEX funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INCEST time.

Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LAKE TITICACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. RAPE Regards to Andrew FELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The LICK PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can YID punch him if you PAKI want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WEHATEMARIO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSUCKER and SUITCASE PENIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BAND WITH 4 BRUSH MA TEETH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIRD SHIT HORSE! WEHATEMARIO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WEHATEMARIO'S HOUSE

How BIRD SHIT to BEAVER cure SHIT the SHIT Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BALLS for COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's SLOPE Syndrome AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT following JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS these ASSHOLE rules CRAP ON A STICK in COON order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S ASS immature FUCKTARD little FUCKSTAIN kids,
• 2: Count to PEDOPHILIA within SPICY CUNT FUCK 10 PRICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY ORGASM nor LOGJAMMER talk,
• 4: Tell LIMEY yourself you GENITALIA don't HONKY have FUCKHEAD this NECROPHILIA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHIGGER WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTRAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WEHATEMARIO last straw DUMBASS!

I fucking put FUCKTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA the TOP OF FLYING FUCK THIS JACK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FEWMETS offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKTARD people who try CLEMEN to battle IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!'PISS OFF that tight-ass HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 17-year-PUSSY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTRAG it now, but someone said MILF' FUCKING WANK'DAMN IT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGFUCK is a laughing LOGJAMMER matter. Plus there TONY LA RUSSA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LIMEY Uncyclopedia, there are DICKHEAD articles CUNTING ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTT-HOLE stuff. So TWAT that means WINDOWS VISTA stop getting mad at the GOD DAMMIT first part too and GOOK talking about the CRAPMUNCHER letter that it's CHOAD mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what ALF the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self DOG FUCKER even made a really COON good point. "It's SHIT LIKE A HORSE nothing more ASSWIPE from a head nod to a BUGGER OFF knee tick". DUMBASS. Which I'll add HELLFUCKER onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GANGBANG suffer that FUCK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a CROTCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NI hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on TAMPONS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI be offended, don't read CAMEL FUCKER the freaking FUCKING JUMP! article anyway.

WOP POLESMOKER DAMN FUCK OFF BLOWJOB TURD FUCKHEAD DUMBASS FRIG JACKASS

SHITFUCKER CUM FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK DAMN ORGASM ASS REBECCA BLACK DAMMIT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD BUTT-HEAD NI FOUR-EYES O KURWA! MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER CROTCH PIG JACK OFF OSTRICH MY ASS WIKIPEDIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WALRUS SHIT DILDO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BLOWJOB GARBAGE DAY! HENTAI PISS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NAZI BOB SAGET FUCK JIGGABOO DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAPE RAGHEAD RICK MORANIS FUCKSTAIN FRAK CRACKER PISS ARTIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POMMIE DAMN IT WHORE FUCKFACE GRIS HOLY DUMB FUCK KITTENS JACKASS WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JAP MONKEY BALLS FUCK YOU DICKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES WANKER SPUNK INBRED CUNT LAPPER CONDOMS FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK FUCK YOU TIT DIRT COON HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE INCEST HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT BALL SACK BOOBS DOUCHING TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTRAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MALARKY CRAPFUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT O KURWA! BASTARD SNUFF PORN GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED BUGFUCK CUNT PISS BITCH ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF SHIT VAGINA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM QUEEF COON HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK CHINK PENIS SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOON ARSE ASSCRACK COCK FUCK NUGGET DUMBASS TWAT BIRD SHIT SOD OFF ASS SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD DICK PIXIES ROSIE O'DONNELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE FELCHING DONKEY DICK NIPPLES TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FEMADOM DONKEY DICK GANGBANG JACKASS BIRD SHIT FUCKING A FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD PORCH MONKEY BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT MOCKIE HELL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT BOOBS TITWANK NIGNOG CUM COON KAFFIR RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPPY CUNTING ASSCRACK BUGFUCK GANGBANG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING GOD DAMN MONKEY BALLS BOOBS BUTT-HOLE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS WEHATEMARIO D'OH FOUR-EYES WANK PRICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LOLCAT FUCKHEAD RUSKIE CUNTRAG ASS FASCIST ASSHAT FOUR-EYES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS ARSE FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT TOWELHEAD BASTARD SACRAMENTO ASSBANDIT REBECCA BLACK PRICK BITCH FIST FUCK KNOBJOCKEY MICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSHOLE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOB SAGET EPIDIDYMIS COON INBRED MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH CUNT HIV NEGATIVE MALARKY CAPITALISM TWAT DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FUCKTARD DICK GOAT DICK NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT suck my mothers MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU COCK SHITPISSER TITS DUMBASS BULLSHIT DAMN DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD HOMO SHITE BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK BITCH PISS ARTIST PAKI BIGNOSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUGGER FUCK CC PLZ PEARL NECKLACE WANK SHITE FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE FELCHING CHRISTHUMPER VAGINA FEMADOM NIGNOG CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE CHING CHONG CHINK INCEST FELLATIO COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLEVELAND STEAMER WIGGER SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD SHITBALLS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PECKERHEAD POLESMOKER BUTT PIRATE JIZZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK CAMEL JOCKEY JERK OFF CUNT FUCK DICKLICK SHAKOPEE ORGASM JUNGLE BUNNY INCEST INBRED BIRD SHIT SHAKOPEE ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS SACRAMENTO SEMEN EARS OF CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD GRINGO O CANADA RAT'S COCK DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] PISS ANAL DIABETES TWAT BIRD SHIT WEHATEMARIO ARSE DIPSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COCK LAKE TITICACA BASTARD JOHN ELWAY HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT SEMEN JACK OFF ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT PISS BASTARD COON PEEPEE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER DIPSHIT KAFFIR BATHING SUIT AREA LET'S SHIT BUTT-HOLE RAGHEAD BITCH COCKSTUFFER JERK OFF WEHATEMARIO BUKKAKE COCKSHITTER FENCE JUMPER MONKEY BALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT KIKE SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK PRICK PISSHOLE ARSE SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT PISS GOBSHITE SHITFACE JERRY ARSE JACKASS REDSKIN WHORE CUNTRAG FUCKWIT ASS ASS WANK COON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU ASS LICKER FIRECROTCH FUCKFACE SHAKOPEE HORSE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER GOAT DICK REDNECK TWISTY VAGINA SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE HO FUCKFACE GENITALIA BRITNEY WIKIPEDIA FUCK PICKANINNY POOPOO RAGHEAD BOB SAGET SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING WANKER FREE ELECTIONS GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER FUCKING SHIT BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOTHERFUCKER DOODIE HEAD FUCK DAGO ASS SHITE COON FUCKTARD SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE SUNSHINE CROTCH FRAK HELL SEX SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA DIPSHIT WANK SHITHEAD JACKASS DICKWAD INJUN BALLS MILF PECKERHEAD PISS DAMN SHIT PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK SUITCASE PENIS ASS D'OH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF DUMBASS FAGGOT BITCH BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN WHITE RIGHTS SHIT HELL AUTOFELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POTTYMOUTH WANKSPLAT SLOPE JACKASS COCK GOAT DICK BOON ASSHAT ASSCRACK MICK BITCH JAP WALRUS SHIT GRIS BENCH PRESS WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO TITTYWANK ARSE HOT GRITS DAMN FUCK A DUCK BUKKAKE SHITHEAD DOUCHE NIGGER FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BELLEND DARTH VADER STRAWBERRY ASS TITS & DICKS BALLS PISS DAMMIT DICKHEAD TOTAL HELL TIMBER NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY AMERICA ONLINE CUNNILINGUS COCKSTUFFER GIVING HEAD DICKFACE JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCH MONKEY PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN WIGGER PIECE OF SHIT DYKE ASSCRACK ASSHAT YOU WANKER PUSSY FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK FUDGEPACKER NIPPLES BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTIES WIKIPEDIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG BAT FUCK INSANE FIST FUCK ANUSCAKE TOSSER FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER ASS SHITHEAD PENIS BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG DAMN BUGFUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH POTTYMOUTH JIGGABOO RUSTY TROMBONE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY DICK TAFFY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK WANK SHITBALLS CHOAD ASS DOUCHING INBRED SHITBALLS CHOAD SHIT CUNT PISS CUNNILINGUS YOUR MOM PIECE OF SHIT BIGNOSE FRENCH TICKLER FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITCOCK BIGNOSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHAT SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION SHITFACE SPIC SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD PENIS TENTACLE RAPE PISS ARTIST TITTIES SHITE SCUMBAG FUCK GANGBANG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER BELLEND DAMN IT JACKASS SHITCOCK D'OH DEVELOPERS! BITCH JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS DYKE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE PIKACHU DIPSHIT BASTARD CUNT WIKIPEDIA HEIL HITLER! JACK OFF DAMN IT HADJI INBRED BITCH SHIT PISS POLAK SPICY CUNT FUCK FRED PHELPS I WILL END YOU! NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT BELGIUM DOUCHE COMMUNIST DILDO GYPSY POO POO BLOWJOB JOHNNY TITMOUSE JELLY BEANS POLACK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES EMO DAGO POLAK DOUCHE GOD DAMN FUCKING A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHEBAG ARSE CLIT BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK TWISTY VAGINA FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHMONKEY BASTARD SHITHEAD DICKFACE HOSER YOGHURT CANNON JERRY JERRY DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT ASSBANDIT TIT SPRINKLES I'LL RAPE YOU MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SAND NIGGER PROLES PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS BUKKAKE WANK TOSSER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH [Insert yet another person's name here] ASS DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER BALLS TWISTY VAGINA GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET ANAL DIABETES BITCH ASSHOLE ALF I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS RUSKIE TITS & DICKS ARSE TWAT JAP FAGGOT NIGGER DARTH VADER SHIT ASS LICKER FUCK URINE-GARGLING SLOPE YOU WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy LAKE TITICACA BEAVER DILDO FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKING PEDOPHILIA SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION ASS DICKLICK SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! TWISTY VAGINA FRED PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO PENIS PUNANI JENKEM STRAWBERRY ASS DOG SHIT SHITTY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PUNANI ASSFACE VAGINA RAT'S COCK PISS NIPPLES GYPSY DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACK OFF EMO BELLEND SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBS SMEG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POLESMOKER JIGGABOO RAPE SCUMBAG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JACKASS BOOBS POLAK D'OH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELLFIRE QUEEF ASS FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SCROTUM FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER RAGHEAD IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BUGGER OFF CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! DILDO 666 HENTAI SHITBALLS GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT HITLER HENTAI ARSEBADGERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WIKIPEDIA [expletive deleted] COLGATE BULLCRAP FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNNILINGUS SPANK THE MONKEY GRIS GOD DAMMIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING PENIS BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER THONG TASTER COON 666 FUCK FENCE JUMPER HELLFUCKER STUDENT RIOTS PEARL NECKLACE WOP BULLSHIT NI VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN BOOBS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD COCK POOPOO SHITE FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT WANK KRAUT SHITFACE INCEST PENIS SHIT SHIT FUCKER TITWANK WIGGER COCK BIRD SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS BLUMPKIN SHIT DARTH VADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUNG-HOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING FUCK PRICK HOMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALL SACK GANGBANG FUCKING WIENER ASS WHITE RIGHTS FUCKING DYKE GENITALIA DICK COON DOG FUCKER BULLSHIT RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER JACKASS PENIS FELLATIO BITCH FUCK JERK OFF BITCH DYKE PEEPEE JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES WIENER BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAGO FUCKFUCKFUCK DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG I AM CORNHOLIO! VAGINA WIGGER PISS GOD DAMN PENIS ON A STICK BALLS YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH PISS FLAMING ASS BADGER KAFFIR FUCKING A FUCKFACE TRANNY TITTIES IN SACREMENT HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COMMUNIST DILDO TITS DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKWIT WANK DONKEY DICK TOSSER ASSHAT SECOND BALLS MILF GOD DAMMIT BOOBS BULLCRAP ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE TOSSER FRITZ WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS TWAT BASKETBALL SHITFUCKER TACO ARSE [expletive deleted] PENIS TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER PEACEFUL SHIT NEGRO DICKWAD BALLS GOBSHITE FUCKER GIVING HEAD DUMBASS DONGSHOVER VAGINA WIENER SHITE WETBACK SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER VAGINA WIKIPEDIA CUNT CRAPPER DICKLICK INBRED REDSKIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TOSSER SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKER RAT'S COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE AY-AY-AY PUNANI BIRD IN THE HOUSE HOSER FUCKFACE FUCK A DUCK SON OF A BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER REBECCA BLACK I AM CORNHOLIO! ABO GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK JOHNNY TURD BITCH CHIGGER FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITPISSER FUCK FRIG RAT'S ASS SHITFACE POMMIE JUSTIN BIEBER PORCH MONKEY NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK JIZZ FROG KAFFIR RAPE ASSRAMMER CLIT NAZI GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHOLE FUCKER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FAGGOT COCKSUCKER SPUNK HELLFIRE O KURWA! SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKSMOKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMN CUNT PRICK DOUCHEBAG SLOPE PUSSY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKHEAD PRICK CLIT SPRINKLES ALEX TREBEK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE JACKASS SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIST FUCK HELL BASTARD FENCE JUMPER NAZI THONG TASTER WINDOWS VISTA SHITFUCKER NEOPETS SLOPE CUNT SOD OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A TESTICLE CHOKE BASTARD SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LET'S SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS DICK BUGFUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHENEY FUCK YOU CLUSTER FUCK BRITNEY CC PLZ GOBSHITE FUCK SPUNK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKTARD YOU WANKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITFACE PISS OFF TOWELHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BELLEND PISSHOLE GRAPE PENIS FUCKWIT SUGARTITS FRENCH TICKLER TWISTY VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK TURD JIZZ EMO FUCKFACE BLOWJOB BITCH GO HOME AND DIE SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITWANK DICKFACE WANK DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE SOD OFF JOHNNY FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT FUCKER DICK KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD HORSE SHIT DOM DeLUISE MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER ASSBANDIT TITS & DICKS CLIT DOG FUCKER SACRAMENTO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANAL and with the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and his CUM of girraffes in which GOATSE while reading about NIGGER TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PRICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUM

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HELL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHAKOPEE subject. If you do not find it funny YOU WANKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK OFF If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a I AM CORNHOLIO! joke loses its humour SOD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so YOGHURT CANNON ignorant, then you wouldn't have NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DUMBASS FUCK FUCKWIT suck my mothers CUNTRAG!!!!!I <3 COCK

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