Touching grass
Touching grass is a type of exercise to clear all the porn from your mind, and is claimed to be calming by some. Touching grass was invented in 6000 BC by the Indo-Europeans. Before that they went "Ooga Booga" in caves. As grass can be found on 6 out of 7 Continents[1], and that seventh one is where only penguins live, it is extremely easy to do.
Step-by-step tutorial[edit | edit source]
- Turn off your electronic device after clearing search history.
- Walk to your front door and out of your mom's basement.
- Walk OUT of the front door.
- Walk into the front yard, and bend down.
- Feel the grass with your hand. (no that doesn't imply sexual assault against the grass)
Benefits of touching grass[edit | edit source]
There are many benefits to touching Grass, such as:
- Having a response to "Go Touch Grass"
- Clearing the porn you watched from your mind.
- Feeling quite yippee.
- Wanting to touch grass again.
Hopefully those entice you to touch some grass.
History of touching grass[edit | edit source]
Touching Grass was invented by the Indo-European man Ben Dover, who lived from 6034 BC to 5999 BC. Since then many people of Indo-European descent have been touching it, though in recent years it has grown more and more unpopular due to gaming and porn. The idea of touching Grass arrived in Asia and Africa in 3200 BC and 32 AD respectively.