Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WALRUS SHIT'DICKFACE'BOOBS'AUTOFELLATIO'FUCKBAG'MARGARET THATCHER'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder DILDO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COMMUNIST DILDO, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSRAPING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUKKAKE ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially JERRY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM television programs to address HELLFIRE Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP Tourette's is CLUSTER FUCK not to be SUCK MY COCK confused with 666 Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEDOPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK MY DICK random NAZI disorientation, culturally-SHITFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local URINE-GARGLING language, PUNANI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSEBADGERS souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPON IN MY ASS quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES CHOAD garbage.

Darnit.

A HONKY Polite Note to the MOCKIE Author:

The ASS Tourette's KIKE Research Institute was IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! founded to PENISFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF A BITCH article JERRY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONKEY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHRISTIANITY Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can MASTURBATION blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS ON A STICK TV, for always focusing on the PORCH MONKEY bad side of a terrible TITS & DICKS thing.
• The main BIRD SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTRAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUGHNUT PUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MASTURBATION cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHAT school for BLUE PENIS! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCRATCH! GROUNDER! sufferers to become BUKKAKE manically depressed and SAND NIGGER commit FUCKING A suicide.
• There is no BULLSHIT cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITS perodol" which caused my entire BOOBS body to go TIMBER NIGGER numb and NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the THIS IS SPARTA! drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome WETBACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHAKOPEE the SAMUEL L. JACKSON public view of Tourettes as a "LAKE TITICACA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [EXPLETIVE] sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your BOLLOCKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON this that really SACRAMENTO annoys me. I am working towards a HOT GRITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SNUFF PORN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLOWJOB, and making fun of a PORCH MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.

Best MOTHERFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FIST FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew SHUT UP, MEG! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BORDER HOPPER punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MELAMINE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my MALARKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COMMUNIST DILDO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are INCEST and DOUCHETITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) 666 BAND WITH 4 DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTING ASSCRACK HORSE! COMMUNIST DILDO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COMMUNIST DILDO'S HOUSE

How VENEREAL DISEASE to DAMN cure IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TIT DIRT for GARBAGE DAY! Tourette's ASS Syndrome CRAPFUCKER is ANAL DIABETES following WALRUS SHIT these CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON rules DYKE in FROG order:

• 1: Avoid OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! immature JERRY little BUKKAKE kids,
• 2: Count to HI, BILLY MAYS HERE within SON OF A BITCH 10 CLUSTER FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNT GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE nor NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell TRANNY yourself you YOUR MOM don't SLOPE have ASSRAPING this PENIS ON A STICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VENEREAL DISEASE WITH NASTY INCEST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S suck my mothers FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COMMUNIST DILDO last straw CHRISTMAS TREES!

I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPUNK the TOP OF FAG THIS HELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DARTH VADER people who try POOPOO to battle PUSSY'SHITTY that tight-ass BUTT-HOLE 17-year-WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PORCUPINE'S BALLS it now, but someone said SCUMBUCKET' 666 DAMN'PAKI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT is a laughing I WILL KILL YOU! matter. Plus there GOD DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BATHING SUIT AREA Uncyclopedia, there are DICKFACE articles NIGGER TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INBRED stuff. So BUTT-HEAD that means COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and ARSE talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's WOODPECKERSHIT mocking (what SHITBALLS letter? I don't even know what SHAKOPEE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self GO COUNT YOUR DICK even made a really WOODPECKERSHIT good point. "It's FLYING RAT'S ASS nothing more NI from a head nod to a PIECE OF SHIT knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add SONNY BILL WILLIAMS onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLUSTER FUCK suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTRAG be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TESTICLE CHOKE hilarious. If you SHITSLINGING Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS OFF be offended, don't read BULLSHIT the freaking PEARL NECKLACE article anyway.

CLEMEN SEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! PEDOPHILIA FENCE JUMPER MACACA COON AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT BITCH

YID BALLS SHIT BOOBIES FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NAZI BITCH FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT DAMN KRAUT HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTT-HEAD BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN PISS LOLCAT CUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ANAL CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GIVING HEAD SAGGY TITS CUNT SHITSLINGING POMMIE ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND DICKLICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH REDSKIN GOAT DICK FUCKTARD BASTARD BUKKAKE CUNT NIGGER TITS STEVE BALLMER DOT HEAD INJUN PISS OFF NAZI SHIT FREE ELECTIONS FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD TACO NORTH KOREA LENS CRAFTERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE BITCH HO SPANK THE MONKEY BUKKAKE CHOAD HENTAI ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH MALARKY CROTCH FUCK D'OH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRAK BASTARD JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS TRANNY FUCK OFF DUMBASS FUCKHEAD JACKASS SCROTUM FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BORDER HOPPER SLOPE SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG COCKSTUFFER BITCH DOODIE HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE NECROPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JOHNNY ON CRACK JERRY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GANGBANG CUNT BUGGER BONER TOSSER BOYCOTT VIACOM! TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS BULLSHIT ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD TWAT CONDOMS ARSE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLESMOKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS DAMMIT DOUCHING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BLESSED DAMN SAINT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE CRAP DAGO BELLEND FRIG WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKTARD BONER SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER CHINK BORDER HOPPER CLIT NIPPLES FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSKIN ASSRAPING FUCK WILLY WONKA MILF ASSCRACK SHIT EMO FUCKTARD BULLSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MILF STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSKIN MASTURBATION BUGGER PISS ARTIST BONER WIGGER DAMN MALL SANTA BUTT-HOLE FUCKING BITCH NIGNOG CHICKEN SHIT BALLS NIGNOG GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS NIPPLES DAMN BITCH SCUMBAG SHITE DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX WHORE FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY SHITCUNTING WANK FUCKING BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING BUTT PIRATE JERRY FUCKBAG DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK PIG COCK SHITTY DUMBASS SCROTUM PISS ARTIST INCEST NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS PENIS LET'S SHIT CUNT LAPPER PIG SCROTUM TIT DIRT FAGGOT FUCKHEAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER TITS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN DAMN SHITTY SUGARTITS WANK GENITALIA D'OH SON OF A BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS GOD DAMMIT CUNT O CANADA ASSWIPE NAZI PISS OFF COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER TAFFY BALLS CUNTYMINTS BULLSHIT FAG FUCKING HORSE PENIS WANKSPLAT OSTRICH MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BRITNEY SHIT SMEG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNNILINGUS MONKEY BALLS FUCKHEAD FUCKER FAG DAMN GOD DAMMIT POMMIE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TAFFY PISS ARTIST BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTYWANK CUNTRAG O CANADA FUCKHEAD FUCKING ASSWIPE BALLS SHITTY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS MILF PISS TWAT MARCH OF FLAMES GINGERBREAD CUNT FUCK SUCK MY COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD ASSHAT BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS BELGIUM ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG BOOBS NAZI YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKER ORGASM CRAPPY WIENER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL NAZI COCKSHITTER TWO-INCH PENIS ASS JERRY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JIGGABOO BALL SACK DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS JAP BUTT PIRATE MARCH OF FLAMES WEHATEMARIO TAMPON IN MY ASS POMMIE CROTCH HO WANK DICK IN A BOX CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF SHIT BIG FOOT ORGASM JOHN ELWAY INCEST DAMN TOTAL SHITE BELLEND PISSHOLE WIENER DAMN IT INJUN FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DICK ASSHAT ABO CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK COON PIG FASHION BUG BALLS DAGO SPIC SIGMUND FREUD HELL SPUNK SCUMBAG SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ARSEBADGERS BLOWJOB TURD AUTOFELLATIO RUSKIE WANKSPLAT GREASER BUGGER BITCH COON CAMEL JOCKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING A GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT BASTARD INCEST FLYING FUCK ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFACE TITS CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED FAG COCKGOBLIN THONG TASTER JAP MALARKY SHITSLIDE BALL SACK BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK SPUNK BEAVER WANK BELLEND TWAT FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOODPECKERSHIT FALSE BENSON BUTT PIRATE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CONDOMS CHIGGER INCEST JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE NEGRO SHITE CUNT DUMBASS CUM BRITNEY MONKEY SHIT CUNTYMINTS BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE VAGINA DAMN IT COMMUNIST DILDO ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU BUNG-HOLE NECROPHILIA FUCKING A FUCK BONG CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA KNOBJOCKEY CUNTBUCKET JACKASS MARY WHITEHOUSE DICK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST BEAVER LET'S SHIT DICK BITCH SLOPE FUCKING FUCKER FAGGOT JERK OFF DICK IN A BOX EPIDIDYMIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! OSTRICH MY ASS WIENER STEVE BALLMER CHOAD FUCKER SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF TOSSER MASTURBATION BITCH ASSCRACK RAPE BONER DOG SHIT DAMN 666 NORTH KOREA CHUFF NAZI NAZI FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT LONGCAT IS LONG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONG DOG SHIT ORGASM BASTARD BIRD SHIT ALF EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF PECKERHEAD WANK TITTIES ASSHAT REDSKIN FUCK ASS POTTYMOUTH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FRIG CUNT FUCKING HELL DILDO FROG FUCK OFF ASSHOLE DICKFACE SUCK MY DICK POOPOO BUGGER SEMEN BITCH AMERICA ONLINE DONKEY DICK TAFFY PENISBIRD MARCH OF FLAMES DILDO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGNOG CRACKER FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER FUCKBAG YOUR MOM DONKEY DICK THONG TASTER ASS LOLCAT PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS KNOBJOCKEY GOOK SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD BULLSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH TITS NI WANK BUTTFUCKER CUM [Insert yet another person's name here] HOSER PAGE BLANKING ASS GOD DAMN HELL JACK ABRAMOFF NECROPHILIA CHIGGER BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK POOPOO PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER POOPY SHITFUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU I AM CORNHOLIO! URINE-GARGLING FUCKING CUM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WANK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A TWAT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD FRAK MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK CARPET MUNCHER HONKY suck my mothers BALLS CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSHITTER FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE CUNTRAG AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DOG SHIT FUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNT RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD GENITALIA PAKI BULLCRAP JACKASS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT PISS DOUCHETITS PISS ARTIST CUNT DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE SHIT POLESMOKER TOWELHEAD FUCK SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER INCEST EARS OF CHRIST STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT MICK JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS GOBSHITE TITS & DICKS DAGO BOOBS FUCKER BASTARD CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS PRICK FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD FUCK TITS SAND NIGGER YID HELL BOOBS DOUCHETITS DAMN IT NIGGER KIKE DICK IN A BOX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD ANUSCAKE CUNTRAG SACRAMENTO CUNNILINGUS HATE HATE HAT CUNTRAG PISS SHITSLINGING BITCH TITTIES WANK BALLS SOD OFF CRACKER SUCK MY DICK ASS SHIT GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT PUNANI NORTH KOREA PENISFUCK TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE TAFFY DAMN EPIDIDYMIS SHIT RICK MORANIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKFACE WANKSPLAT SHIT FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK I WILL END YOU! AMERICA ONLINE NECROPHILIA DUMBASS JERRY HENTAI FALUN GONG CHENEY SHITE TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS CUM PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CUNT COON BULLSHIT DAMN BOOBIES HELL FUCK KNOBJOCKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSKIN DAMN DARTH VADER DOT HEAD REDNECK FUCKER TITMOUSE TITWANK SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS COON JACK OFF DICKWAD TAMPON IN MY ASS MASTURBATION DONGSHOVER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TITTIES ABO BELGIUM PISS SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT FRIG SHITE DICKHEAD TAMPONS PEEPEE ASSHAT CONDOMS SHITHEAD RICK MORANIS NAZI BASTARD FUCKWIT GENITALIA JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S ASS DILDO FUCKWIT ASS NAZI SUCK MY COCK GANGBANG BLUE PENIS! DAMN IT FLYING FUCK FUCKER WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOOK LOLCAT SHIT SHITHEAD MOCKIE BULLCRAP DOUCHE SHIT CHOAD BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT CHOAD CUNT ANAL YOU WANKER BASTARD FELCHMONKEY FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON DOT HEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAGHEAD SHITFACE DARTH VADER FU SPANG CROTCH TIT DIRT CUNT ASS DIPSHIT JACKASS HELL TESTICLE CHOKE TOWELHEAD SCROTUM HITLER NAZI ALEX TREBEK WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKER NAZI ROMANIA CHIGGER ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER POOPOO NEOPETS PISS UP MY ARSE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITTY DICKHEAD WOP SHITFUCKER BASTARD PENIS BEANER JERK OFF RAPE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DOUCHEBAG DOM DeLUISE DAMN IT RAPE BUTT-HEAD BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD CUNT ASSHOLE SHITE CUNT CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD JACK OFF SMEG I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCKER FUCKING DIPSHIT FUCK JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING A FAG SHITHEAD RAGHEAD PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT SHITSKIN BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DAMNATION BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS DICK SHITCUNTING SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF FUCK VAGINA FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK FUCK BALL SACK SHITFACE SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE REDNECK WANKSPLAT FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER BEAVER pen0r JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITSLIDE CLEMEN DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! JENKEM GENITALIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLUSTER FUCK BITCH WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT DOM DeLUISE DUNE COON BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT WANK DIPSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK FUCKFACE SHITE NIPPLES DIPSHIT FELLATIO DICKLICK JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive pen0r and with the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! and his JUNGLE BUNNY of girraffes in which NIGGER TITS while reading about CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BULLSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITCUNTING

Article written in the style of its subject This article is PISS OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its INBRED subject. If you do not find it funny JENKEM, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKSTAIN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKBAG joke loses its humour CRAPFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have BIGNOSE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ASSCRACK LAKE TITICACA!!!!!I <3 COCK

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