That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
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Dude, those fucking things were huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
giving a lecture in the fucking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the Primate shit and the graduate students, right? Like, scientific badass shit.
and these four fucking monkeys[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.
so I pulled down my[edit | edit source]
pants and shit in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?
I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.
No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.