Talk:Mortal Kombat Annihilation

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Oh, come on, dude. This can't be. My creation is great, I love it. Please let it be in polish. I cannot post it on polish nonsensopedia, because their stuff are total idiots these days and they censor and delete everything which doesn't fit their narrow minds. So I this is the best place for my idiotic (yet somehow intelligent) creations.

Well it's great that you've got self-confidence and think that it's great. I understand where you're coming from - me being "foreigner" to the English-speaking elite of this site as well - but I still understand the absurdity of going to, say, the Polish Uncyclopedia and writing an entire article there in Finnish, which would be my native language. You can preserve your Polish version on your userspace, like under a page title such as User:Pan Lesio/Mortal Kombat Annihilation, but right now, in mainspace, it's unreadable to pretty much everyone on the site. Well, excluding you. I would help you with your translation if I just could lol, but, as it is, the page will be deleted in 7 days time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:28, 4 May, 2020 (UTC)

Pan Lesio (talk) 18:48, 4 May 2020 (UTC) OK, thanks. I can translate it to english. It's just too damn good to be deleted. If I translate it in 7 days, will it stay there ????

Yeah of course! I'll check up on this page again on a later date and give you more time if you needed, or you can just replace the whole ICU-template with a {{Construction}}-template, so it's tagged as a work in progress. Cheers, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:54, 4 May, 2020 (UTC)

Pan Lesio (talk) 19:26, 4 May 2020 (UTC) I really appreciate your welcome, thank you. Yea give me some more time, just in case. I will translate it. I am born idiocy writer.

Pan Lesio (talk) 15:20, 5 May 2020 (UTC) Hey Cat the Colourful , my page is finished! :D Can we link it somewhere so that more users can find it? Have a nice reading. Let me know if you like my nonsence lol.

Hi! Just finished reading your article and made some edits here and there, which I'll be getting into in a bit. I thought your article was pretty good, considering this isn't your native language and especially because this was your first article (at least on this wiki)! However I think it stumbles on some obvious obstacles that actually most articles on games and movies on this site stumble, the biggest of them being that a lot of the text - not the humor itself, mind you - is quite difficult to understand for someone not particularly familiar with the subject.
Like, I really don't know much about Mortal Kombat - aside from its bigger popcultural influences (and I've always been more into Tekken and Street Fighter but.. that's besides the point lol) - or this particular movie, so when I got to the character section and it started namedropping these random places and names of people I got really confused. Some of the names did pop up again when they later on got their own introductory pieces though but.. reading an article that relies on the reader to know 75% of the stuff beforehand is kind of challenging, you get me? The humor itself wasn't anything really complicated and got a couple of giggles out of me, but it got kind of repetitive with the cursing and vulgarity and the stuff. Not because it was particularly repetitive in this article, but because I've read a thousand articles before that make the same exact jokes about male characters having sex with a particular "slut" character, etc. I think that the article relies a bit too much on the characters and the obvious jokes about their history, and I wouldn't have so much an issue with that if the article we already have on Mortal Kombat wouldn't do the exact same thing - like 80% of that article consists of talking making obvious jokes about the characters as well. Yours just looks a bit prettier with the own headings and stuff though :P
If you want to improve on the article a bit - what I suggest doing is making the character bios a bit shorter and making them rely a bit more on the movie's depiction of the characters maybe. I think what you want to do is differentiate your MK movie article from the MK game series -article. Make it like, special, unique to that movie. I read from the wikipedia-entry to this movie that apparently pretty much the entire cast of actors was apparently switched from the first movie, which I thought was quite hilarious and absurd. Maybe write some nonsense that compares the characters to their counterparts from the first movie? Or like, something about the differences to their game character counterparts.
What your page also lacked was a solid introductory-piece - which I think is the most important of an article - so I just went and wrote some nonsense there and blended in your "title"-section. I also fixed some grammar mistakes and rewrote the character bio for Jax, but generally I didn't want to touch on the article too much since my knowledge on any of the source material is quite limited. Hope you don't mind!
As for the linking-bit; sure, be my guest and go wild for articles that you think should link to this. A good idea is to also utilize page categories - the general links you see at the bottom of articles - so that people can find your article, say, through the Fighting Games-category. I added a few which I thought were fitting enough, but you can of course add in more.
Either way, nice job on your first article! There's definitely room for improvements, like I said, but it's already looking a bit better than the other Mortal Kombat-page which has some similar issues. :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:17, 6 May, 2020 (UTC)

Pan Lesio (talk) 22:00, 6 May 2020 (UTC) Oh man thanks for the advices, but it's too much based on your idea of what good humor should look like or not. For example I like primitiveness mostly. The other thing - can't this be just an article for those who already know this crappy movie? It is supposed to be just short parody for sooo many people frustrated & laughing at the same time who watched that total piece of shit :-) I don't like the fact that you deleted some of my text, but fine, at least you did that only in title & plot. But the "Underworld" was a joke too, so it should stay ;-) Thanks again.

Pan Lesio (talk) 19:12, 10 May 2020 (UTC) I read completely what you wrote just today and it made me laugh (I didnt have time before to read all). Very nice, thank you :-)

No problem, and of course feel free to change anything you feel necessary, it's your article anyway :P I didn't realize the underworld-bit was a joke, so my bad, I thought it was like some sort of a translation error or something since I couldn't find anything about it through googling.
Also I ended up watching both of the Mortal Kombat-films (the 1995-one and Annihilation) since I got curious - and yeah, Annihilation was quite bad haha. I thought some of the new actors were actually a bit better in Annihilation in comparison to the 1995-one, particularly Sonya's actor, but.. shame about Annihilation's script... and the special effects... and literally everything else about it... but hey, they got KMFDM and Rammstein-songs to the credits, which was a surprise and one of the (very few) positive things about the film, hah. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:07, 10 May, 2020 (UTC)

Pan Lesio (talk) 15:06, 12 May 2020 (UTC)Cat, is there any kind of chat here in Uncyclopedia for off-topic conversations? And are you on Facebook lol?

I'm not on facebook, but uncyc has its own discord-server Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:24, 13 May, 2020 (UTC)

Jenga[edit source]

I see this "article" as a tall stack of images (twenty, all on the right side of the page with captions under most of them and huge notes on the left) and sixteen identical instances of


(acres of empty space).

What I don't see (yet) is any resemblance. Eh? --Brogo13 (talk) 13:15, 6 June 2024 (UTC)