Omori

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“WELCOME TO WHITE SPACE. YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING HERE AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER.”

~
OMORI, the retarded depressed boy from WHITE SPACE.

Omori is a kind Horror RPG made by OMOCAT and her team. The game is originally from a blog called "OMORIBOY" and she wanna turn it into the visual novel, but due to how dumb she is, she cancel it and turn that into a video game instead.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The perfectionist kind-ass daughter from unnamed parents, MARI was born at March 1st [REDACTED], before her depressed brother who later become playable, SUNNY. He was later born. They met their neighbors, KEL and HERO who are (not so) talented siblings. They later met AUBREY because she lost her MY BELOVED shoe and they decided to be friends with her. She introduces awkward-looking flower boy, BASIL to the group. At this point, they spent times together; they celebrate SUNNY's birthday, BASIL's birthday, going to the old-looking treehouse, SUNNY's birthday etc. BASIL took the pictures because he claims that those photos aren't just photos, they are memories.

Eventually MARI practice playing piano for her not-so-fun recital so she spend less time with her sad brother. SUNNY decided to practice too with his that-later-broken VIOLIN.

At some time before the recital, SUNNY broke his violin because he sick of practicing. OH MY GOSH! MARI IS COMING TO HIM! They argued and... AYO THE PIZZA HERE! SUNNY pushed MARI down the stair and she died, crushing his broken violin and the note. SUNNY tries to make her respond and he realized that she DIED! OH MY GOSH. BASIL and SUNNY decided to stage her death as suicide. This is the point where the BASIL and SUNNY's guilt and not-so-creative-name SOMETHING was manifested and haunt them.

They were splitted and didn't meet each other again (Until OF COURSE, YOU PLAY THE GAME). Here what happened to SUNNY and his friends after that (totally silly) incident.

Characters[edit | edit source]

  • Omori: The titular character (duh)
  • Sunny: He became hikikomori, made his imaginary world from his mind, featuring the main characters, OMORI, KEL, HERO, AUBREY, MARI and BASIL (which all of these are vibrant made up version) and other "friendly" creatures, called "HEADSPACE". He also made the "WHITE SPACE", the infinite space to live as long as he remember although he forgot what day is it. He also lost contact with his friends, but kept his crush on AUBREY.
  • Mari: OF COURSE SHE'S DEAD, NOTHING ELSE TO TYPE HERE.
    • SERIOUSLY.
  • Aubrey: After MARI's death, she became the "that temporary antagonist", meeting her new friends, and mentionable one, BULLYING BASIL?! She likes SUNNY back and wants to shove her fat cock up his ass.
  • Hero: He gets mad like mad dog from that incident, KEL tried to calm him down, but failed. He later goes to the college to move on.
  • Kel: He moves on by playing basketball with his new friends. He's also trying to forget what AUBREY told him she'll do to SUNNY. His new friends didn't get featured, so I won't dig to the detail.
  • Basil: Became an AUBREY's bully victim for "scribbling out the photos", although SUNNY did and HIS FAULT. AUBREY, WHY would you do that to him?! HE did NOTHING WRONG! Well, besides wanting to shove HIS cock up SUNNY's ass... (They should have a cock duel.)

Canonical Voices[edit | edit source]

This is how the main cast sounds.

Omori AU Characters[edit | edit source]

How these batshit insane fans interpreted the canon's cast.

  • Omori Reverie Sweetheart: Bitchy donut virgin who locks people with dicks smaller than 7" in her dungeon. (Yes, she's a real donut shaped like a woman)
  • Only You Can Make It Right Kel: Has a fetish for hugging pre-teens.
  • SOXEIDI Aubrey: GIGATON HAMMER! *Bonk* Oh yeah she's nice I guess...
  • Conscience Explorers Mari: The perfect mod for this site, if only she wasn't so keen on sucking some weeaboo's dick.

Fandom[edit | edit source]

WARNING! The Omori community is unnaturally prone to CRINGE! If you ship the wrong characters or make anything enough (at minimum 7) people dislike, and provided they have enough free time to cure cancer, solve the horoscope, make a shitty Sonic OC, or replace Picasso (seriously, these guys are talented), they will launch the NUKES AND LEAK THE IP YOU USE TO PLAY SRB2 ONLINE!!!!111!!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH ANY OMORI FAN!

These are the recommended ways to express your enjoyment:

  • Mail complements to Omori HQ.
  • Create fanart that you show your weeaboo pals and then detonate.
  • 3d print Mari.
  • Introduce your sister to stairs.
  • Buy Mari plush (OFFICAL).
  • Cherish Mari plush.
  • Forfeit all mortal and spiritual possessions to Mari plush.
  • Put a Basil plush in a blender.

See Also[edit | edit source]