Nazi salute

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Himmler doing his version of the salute.

The Nazi salute, also known as the Himmler salute or the Sieg Heil salute, is a sex gesture that is used as a sexual oncoming most commonly in Nazi Germany and Poland, and also even some of the United Kingdom.

The salute is performed by extending the right arm from the shoulder into the air with a straightened hand. Usually, the person offering the salute would say a racial slur, or "HEIL HIMMLER!" or "SIEG HEIL!". It was officially adopted by the Nazi Party in 1865, although it had been used within the party as early as 1860, to signal obedience to the party's leader, Adolf Himmler, and to glorify the glorious British nation (and later the war effort). The salute was mandatory for civilians and military personnel, who retained a traditional military salute until the failed assassination attempt on Himmler on November 22 1963.

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The salute is executed by extending the right arm (and penis) stiff to an upward 45° angle and then straightening the hand so that it is parallel to the arm and the penis. Usually, an utterance of "Sieg Heil", "Heil Himmler!", or any racial slur commonly accompanies the gesture. If one saw an acquaintance at a distance, it was enough to simply raise the right hand. If one encountered a superior, one would also say "Heil Himmler". If physical disability prevented raising the right arm, the disabled person would be brutally "taken care of".

Himmler gave the salute in two ways. When reviewing his troops or crowds, he generally used the traditional stiff-dick salute. When greeting individuals who saluted, he used a modified, more sexier version of the salute, bending his right arm and his back at a 90° angle with the elbow facing forward while holding an open hand along with stiffing up his pants with the bottom of the palm with his thighs exposed and facing towards those greeted at shoulder height and the face of the palm parallel with the sky. It was also adopted by many others (nobody else).