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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BASTARD, sudden TITWANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT PIRATE or I WILL END YOU! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRED PHELPS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCROTUM utterFUCKance of socially JUNGLE BUNNY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGFUCK television programs to address HADJI Tourette's syndrome.

GOATSE Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be HONKY confused with POMMIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ARTIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random BAT FUCK INSANE disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, CLUSTER FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITTY SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT quantities RAT'S COCK of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A TAFFY Polite Note to the JAP Author:

The DICK Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was TITWANK founded to BUGGER OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have D'OH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article UNICORNS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance O CANADA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIGGER TITS Tourrette's sufferers TOSSER swear. You can SEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANKSPLAT TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible I CAN AFFORD FOOD thing.
  • The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small O CANADA knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRACKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BEANER sufferers to become DOG SHIT manically depressed and DICKLICK commit BANGKOK suicide.
  • There is no PISS ARTIST cure, and the CHIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALLS tics often have adverse SEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIGFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire KNOBJOCKEY body to go BANGKOK numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS it is without the KAFFIR drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome FUCKBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the FROG public view of Tourettes as a "SPANK THE MONKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUNANI this that really ARSE annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPPY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAPTAIN CRUNCH, and making fun of a BONG horrible disorder is (not) DICKLICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best GIVING HEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEAVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AAAAAAAAA! byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. PUSSY Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SEX intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BASTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTRAG and O CANADA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YID music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BAND WITH 4 BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE! BASTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BASTARD'S HOUSE

How JOHN ELWAY to GOD BLESS AMERICA cure BUTTFUCKER the TITTYWANK Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for WALRUS SHIT Tourette's COCK Syndrome PISS is RAPE following VAGINA these PISS OFF rules GOOK in WANKER order:

  • 1: Avoid BONER immature FUCKFACE little SOD OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to BOON within HELL 10 NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TOWELHEAD BIG FOOT nor PISS talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKLICK yourself you DICK TITS don't PUNANI have RAT'S COCK this LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BASTARD last straw FUCKFACE!

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VAGINA the TOP OF CAMEL FUCKER THIS HONKY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be URINE-GARGLING offensive. NICARAGUA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOLLOCKS people who try ASSBANDIT to battle SHITSLINGING'CHIGGER that tight-ass FELCHING 17-year-JACKASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said BASTARD' SHITTY ASSHAT'HITLER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there WINDOWS VISTA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YOU Uncyclopedia, there are DICKHEAD articles LOGJAMMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So TURD that means GOD DAMN stop getting mad at the FU SPANG first part too and I WILL END YOU! talking about the RAT'S COCK letter that it's GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY mocking (what BULLCRAP letter? I don't even know what TWAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMMIT hi self MOLDY TITS even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's KIDDY FIDDLER nothing more WIENER from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add FEWMETS onto DEVELOPERS! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WALRUS SHIT suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHRISTHUMPER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITHEAD be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS hilarious. If you PENIS Want facts, go on BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking KAFFIR article anyway.

BOOBS WANKSPLAT DUNE COON NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HEAD CLUSTER FUCK MACACA SNUFF PORN

TACO SOD OFF CHING CHONG CHINK RAGHEAD GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK PEDOPHILIA DILDO GENITALIA ANAL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHRISTHUMPER MASTURBATION SOD OFF CUNTBUCKET ASS LICKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT WANK FAGGOT BITCH JACKASS JACKASS DAMMIT BIGNOSE WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK MY DICK SHITCOCK COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER JOHNNY WANK FUCKSTAIN KIKE SOD OFF RAPE CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRITZ MOZILLA FIREFOX EPIDIDYMIS ARSE SLOPE FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY CHOAD RICK MORANIS FUCK OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BORDER HOPPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE DUMBASS BITCH TAMPONS COON ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA DOT HEAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A SUCK A BIG DICK INBRED SCUMBAG FUCKFACE HOSER KIKE FUCKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SUCK MY COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITMOUSE ASSFACE WANK WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER I RAPE WALRUSES! WETBACK THONG TASTER KIKE HOLY DUMB FUCK EMO CLIT JIZZ KIKE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAT'S COCK CONDOMS SCUMBAG VAGINA FUCKING A ASS SPUNK INBRED PEDOPHILIA PRICK CUNT LAPPER DOUCHING POMMIE DIPSHIT POLAK CUNT SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT KIKE ARSE RAT'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITTY YOU WANKER POWERSHIT DAMN IT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! WANK RUSKIE FEMADOM FUCK HELLFIRE COCKSHITTER SCUMBUCKET JACKASS SHIT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! POLESMOKER DOUCHE GOD BLESS AMERICA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA POWERSHIT PISS ARTIST HOMO ROSIE O'DONNELL GYPSY SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE PRICK FUCK BASTARD YOU WANKER GRAPE PENIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT SHITE CRAPMUNCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK GENITALIA PISS UP MY ARSE MILF CUNTYMINTS COCKSUCKER GENITALIA FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPPY HEIL HITLER! BUNG-HOLE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy REDSKIN BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK I WILL KILL YOU! PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAGGY TITS FUCKFACE BALLS PAKI BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS DOT HEAD FUCK OFF SHITBALLS CUM NAZI SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER DYKE DOG SHIT DICK DICKLICK VAGINA DILDO CHOAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOBSHITE CUNT CHINK ASSHOLE ALF FUCKTARD GYPSY FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY SHITHEAD TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S COCK SPUNK SCROTUM CLEMEN DOG FUCKER INBRED SHITFUCKER PENIS GOBSHITE LAKE TITICACA HONKY SHITE CUNTYMINTS DAMN DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE FUCKING SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY ORGASM DICKLICK 666 MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CONDOMS MOCKIE POMMIE MONKEY BALLS DAMN BALLS JIGGABOO NIGGER PISS OFF BIGNOSE WHORE DOUCHEBAG HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER DONKEY DICK SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS JOHNNY PENISFUCK GIVING HEAD GOAT DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TAFFY NIGGER HO CHAV INBRED HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE GUMDROPS RAT'S COCK DOUCHE SOD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTSWILLING SWIMMING POOL HOMO HELL CARPET MUNCHER DONGSHOVER KIKE HELLFIRE FUCKING A HORSE PENIS FIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT suck my mothers CLIT HELL REBECCA BLACK JIZZ DIPSHIT BITCH CRAPFUCKER FROG RAPE BENCH PRESS CUM SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S COCK PAKI P'KANG CLUSTER FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAGGOT ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO WANKER BASTARD SPIC FUCKTARD HAPPINESS TWO-INCH PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS FUCK CHOAD ARSE TAMPONS DILDO YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING CAPTAIN CRUNCH LAKE TITICACA PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS COON POWERSHIT HOSER DUNE COON JERK OFF DICK IN A BOX TURD DELICIOUS CAKE THIS IS SPARTA! DICK CHICKEN FOUR-EYES FUCKING MASTURBATION FUCKING MALL SANTA DOUCHE NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SPIC ASS DUNE COON BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PICKANINNY MONASTERIES BOOBIES DOUCHEBAG YOUR MOM GYPSY CLIT TESTICLE CHOKE FAG RAPE BELLEND BALL SACK ORGASM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INJUN GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUNANI ANAL GO HOME AND DIE CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF ASS PIGFUCKER CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA BUTT PIRATE LAKE TITICACA FUCKER CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING VAGINA ASS TAMPONS CUNTYMINTS FOREIGN CURRENCY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JERK OFF POLAK COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH AY-AY-AY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHING JACK OFF JERK OFF PIGS MIGHT FLY ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS BITCH SHIT PISSHOLE SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD ARSE PISS HELL ASSRAPING FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL TIT SPRINKLES CHRISTHUMPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO HORSE SHIT SHIT CHENEY SHIT FRIG FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS FELLATIO DICKFACE SHIT DAMN IT DAMN IT MASTURBATION DELICIOUS CAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKLICK BULLSHIT SEX ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOUCHE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 666 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLIT BALLS PIECE OF SHIT DICK CHICKEN SEX PEARL NECKLACE TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS BONER SHITE HOSER DOUCHE NAZI SHITBALLS JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN ANAL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT PEEPEE TITMOUSE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT CUNT SUGARTITS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNTRAG FUCKER DICKFACE LOLCAT COON CHIGGER POLESMOKER FUCK DICKWAD BOOBS FRITZ FELCHMONKEY BASTARD FELCHMONKEY CUNT PORCH MONKEY ASS SHITBALLS BITCH MOCKIE DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER SHITTY GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT TITMOUSE GRAPE PENIS ARSE SUCK MY COCK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM POOPOO HAIL SATAN! SHITTY CHIGGER MARGARET THATCHER POLAK HELL CUNT FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT SCUMBUCKET GOATSE DONKEY DICK CRACKER DICKWAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER ASSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK YOU WANKER FUCKING A BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHE SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD FREE ELECTIONS YOU WANKER BULLCRAP WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMMIT SOD OFF TITS DICKHEAD DOT HEAD PENIS HEIL HITLER! PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER EMO GANGBANG POLAK CRAP ON A STICK DAMN BOOBIES POMMIE PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT INCEST FLYING FUCK BOOBS TURD DOG FUCKER BEANER HOSER NIGGER CANNED QUOTE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK RAGHEAD BEAVER FEWMETS DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALL SACK YOU WANKER TWAT DUMBASS ASSFACE LET'S SHIT KNOBJOCKEY ANAL GOBSHITE THIS IS SPARTA! YOU WANKER SHITFACE COCK PRICK BOOBS DICKHEAD JOHNNY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS RUSTY TROMBONE LOLCAT INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER DAMN JIZZ BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PIGFUCKER DONKEY DICK YUKKY DOODY GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX TWAT BUTTFUCKER BEANER MAMA MIA VAGINA CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD BALL SACK TWAT CUM BATHING SUIT AREA CLIT JOHN ELWAY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT PISS OFF BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH CUNT SHAKOPEE BALL SACK ASSHOLE CRAPPY DICK CHICKEN FUCKTARD SHITTY LIMEY DOG FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SOD OFF MICK REDNECK CUM ANUSCAKE GOATSE BUKKAKE BRITNEY GANGBANG FIRECROTCH TURD FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE WETBACK PEDOPHILIA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN FROG BALL SACK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CLIT SCUMBUCKET BITCH BITCH WOP CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CUNTRAG BITCH DAGO FUCKER WANK SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK POTTYMOUTH FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PANCHEN LAMA WHORE NIPPLES FELCHMONKEY PIGS MIGHT FLY FUCK OFF SHITSKIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DUNE COON DAMN ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DONGSHOVER PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER CRAP PISS FEMADOM FROG'S FAT ASS HELL CRAPMUNCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK GENITALIA DICKHEAD POWERSHIT ASSHOLE FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT WANK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHENEY ASS MALARKY FUCK SOD OFF CLIT COCKGOBLIN BUGFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER BUTTFUCKER TITWANK PISSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA GREASER KAFFIR CUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOOK CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN INBRED COCKSMOKER BITCH CUNT RAT'S COCK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER D'OH FUCK YOU COMMUNIST DILDO GYPSY BITCH BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHING BASTARD FUCKTARD BASTARD CONDOMS BULLSHIT DAMN ASSWIPE HELL TITS HORSE PENIS WETBACK COMMUNIST DILDO GARBAGE DAY! SHITCOCK RAPE FUCKING A TWISTY VAGINA SON OF A BITCH BIG FOOT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BLUE PENIS! BRUSH MA TEETH PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TIT DIRT ASSHAT COCK QUEEF INCEST FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JERRY CHINK YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD PUSSY PISS HELL GENITALIA FUCKING SHITTY BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD WANK INJUN HORSE SHIT ASSHAT PRICK HORSE PENIS FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN MACACA GRAPE PENIS WIENER YOU WANKER BIGNOSE INBRED PENISFUCK SHITE FUCK BOOBIES BONG FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT CRACKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCKBAG DILDO MICK BONER BORDER HOPPER HOSER PISS SHITSLINGING LOLLIPOPS CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH CUNT CRAPPER ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER CHIGGER FUCKING ASSHAT CHOAD WANKER TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOUR MOM FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM BUTTFUCKER DAMN GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTBUCKET BITCH RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! DAGO SAMUEL L. JACKSON JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ BANGKOK FUCKHEAD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BELLEND ALEX TREBEK FEMADOM PISS OFF FUCKWIT RAGHEAD MICK JAP DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER ANAL DIABETES SEX BOOBIES GANGBANG SHITE SCROTUM DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD YID SOD OFF CLIT URINE-GARGLING FLYING FUCK ASSFACE EPIDIDYMIS TIT SPRINKLES FUCKBAG BULLSHIT MASTURBATION INCEST FASHION BUG SUGARTITS REDNECK RAT'S ASS SLOPE FUCK ASSHAT FUCKFACE SHITBALLS SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGNOG WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN GANGBANG [expletive deleted] BASTARD NEOPETS ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING CUNT PRICK CROTCH DICKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOOK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKER ASSWIPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONDOMS WIKIPEDIA AMERICAN SPELLING POMMIE FAGGOT PENIS ON A STICK CRAPFUCKER PIGFUCKER MACACA COCKSMOKER ANAL CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU WIENER THONG TASTER SUCK MY DICK CLEMEN SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU FRED PHELPS CHICKEN SHIT FIST FUCK SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BATHING SUIT AREA and with the [expletive deleted] and his THIS IS A RARE SWEAR of girraffes in which BENCH PRESS while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAP ON A STICK also

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This article is GOD DAMMIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its YOU WANKER subject. If you do not find it funny PAKI, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. [expletive deleted] If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HELL joke loses its humour CUNT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so YID ignorant, then you wouldn't have PRICK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BLUMPKIN MALARKY SHITFACE DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN!!!!!I <3 COCK