Generation Alpha

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Generation Alpha, also known as Gen Alpha, is the dumbest generation in centuries. The years that they were, are, and will be born is 2010-2025. The generation itself is infamous for creating useless and dumb slang, whilst being the most down bad generation. It was previously thought this level of dumbass was impossible, but it somehow is.

Image of a Generation Alpha's heartbeat while watching "Skibidi Toilet." Stupidpeopleologists like Dr. Mike Hawk are still trying to figure out why it looks like a stock market chart.

Advice and shit they will do

The following is a list of all the batshit insane things these people will do.

• Consume Tide Pods.
• Be a furry.
• Drink boiling water.
• Sell their lives to China.
• Be dumb.
• Watch Skibidi Toilet
• Use ChatGPT to do shit for them.
• Have a horrible sense of humor.

If you come across one of these basically feral creatures, you can avoid becoming stupid as fuck by doing the following:

• Running away screaming.
• Temporarily ceasing to exist.
• Seizing their iPad forcefully and throwing them into the nearest field of grass.
• Do the "L Dance" from Fortnite or something.
• Convince them Fortnite is shit.

That last one should only be used if escape is impossible. Please note that these things will usually stay inside, and the risk of you encountering one outside while touching grass is extremely low. If you are to go inside, for example into a Walmart, avoid anyone that appears under the age of 12, by staying a distance of 10 washing machines away.

Description of the generation

This generation is also among the laziest and thus is projected to be the fattest generations yet. A subset of this generation known as "I-Pad Kids" ranging from the age of 2-8 Years of age, and are infamous for claiming their (nonexistent) father owns ROBLOX. It is also insanely likely, as suggested by Doctor Mike Hawk, an expert in Stupidpeopleology, that the Generation will fail all grades and will repeat them for at least 3 years. These dumbasses are addicted to the (claimed to be holy) Skibidi Toilet. The Generation is claimed to be batshit insane by basically everyone else. They are also infamous for being so stupid that they use ChatGPT to do their schoolwork and homework. It is theorized by many parents that they will soon be using the most down bad AI Chatbots to simulate having a girlfriend, of which they will never have because they are eternally doomed by God himself to be a virgin. Going back to the level of dumbass, this is in reference to the stupidity of this Generation. They are so incredibly stupid that they will drink boiling water, eat tide pods, which are poisonous, be a furry, and so many more dumb things.

List of stupid trends Gen Alpha created and what to do if you encounter one of these trends online

Something Gen Alpha would laugh their asses off at.

Please note that these idiots are mostly present online.

• Eating Tide Pods
• Skibidi Toilet
• Furries
• Blackout Challenge
• Eating a gazillion gallons of Benadryl
• Edging
• NyQuil Chicken
• Not touching grass
• Unfunny Memes

If you encounter any of these trends online, dislike that shit and report the account for dumb.

A Really short description and summary for if you don't want to read the whole thing.

So in a nutshell, Gen Alpha is big dumb, stupid, and stupid, and kinda obese. They probably won't get a girlfriend or anything, and eat benadryl for breakfast on top of being lazy as hell.