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Somebody please add a topic here and we will discuss it.Hardeehar 13:14, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Klaus Nomi.jpg What's with this guy's bow tie?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I don't know. Lets find out, we're pals rememberHardeehar 15:47, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

That guy has a really big bowtie because... he has a bowtie fetish! --General Insineratehymn 22:35, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
He is a mime, and hence not a person. Also, since he's not a mime, he doesn't have feelings (like all of us who are mimes). This is probably similar to something along the lines of his childhood selfdenial, and will come to a head as he graduates from mime school whith a well below avarage grade. He, his name is acctually "Clause", is also very fond of pasta, and is very nice in person. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:09, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
I don't think it's a bow tie at all, but is actually a rare species of vampire bat which disguises itself as a bow tie in order to suckle unsuspected at the neck of its victims- evolution in action! --Sir Jam 12:51, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Maybe he has cirrhosis. And like, the bow tie is to distract you.....from the cirrhosis. No? well I think so Hardeehar SeeHereForTalky Who Is Benson? 14:56, 22 November 2006 (UTC)