Forum:Highlights Fun Game: Find the Holes in the Pro-Lifer's Argument!!

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NOTE: THIS IS AN ACTUAL POST I SAW ON AN ACTUAL FORUM FROM AN ACTUAL PRO-LIFE PERSON. LET'S ACTUALLY HAVE A CIVILIZED DISCUSSION AND NOT BASH EACH OTHER, THANK YOU, AND NOW TIME TO LOL AT THIS PERSON WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS.


"ABORTION SHOULD BE ILLEGAL: 1. it harms the health of the mother. even when done legally, abortions often result in nasty infections of every kind that sometimes necessarily end in hysterectomies (removal of reproductive organs) 2. abortions can lead to cancers of the uterus, cervix and ovaries later in life 3. later infertility, if she so wishes to later have a child 4. a "safe, clean environment" isnt always provided. since abortion clinics are, well, clinics, they arent as sterile as a hospital operating room would be, further exposing the mother to germs and diseases 5.it kills an innocent baby! i've read reports of babies being "removed" while still alive(they werent supposed to be) and being thrown in a dumpster while they were kicking and fighting for life. i've also seen ultrasound pictures of babies trying to guard their face just before they were crushed to death.

abortion isnt a pretty procedure. it really isnt "clean and safe". and these aren't just "isolated incidents" if i disregard all the christian beliefs about babies having a soul etc., abortion should still be outlawed for the reasons i stated above.

comments please. i would appreciate no bashing, thank you. (most of this is from a school project and it was a lot of work, i thought you might like to see my findings)"


Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif

Good god. I've never seen such a trainwreck of logic in one place. Considering that women are several times more likely to die during childbirth than during an abortion, there is no evidence of abortion causing any sort of cancer, abortion does not cause or increase risk of infertility, abortion clinic operating rooms follow operation standards, and the vast, vast majority of abortions occur when the embryo is barely the size of the point of a pencil, there's no accurate information in there. But let's not have fact matter to religion! Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 22:27, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
You're preachin' to the choir, HNT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:34, Dec 14
You forgot to mention that people who have abortions are for mandatory same-sex marriage! It's true! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
I think we can all agree that mandatory same-sex marriage would be awesome. So long as I assign them. I'm lookin' at you, Modusuperandi. Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:22, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Hey...nothing says "Forum on a comedy website" like a posting on abortion. Also, wakka wakka wakka! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Did you miss the part where IT'S FREAKIN HILARIOUS? Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
Dead baby jokes? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Dec 14
I was thinking more along the lines of logic. And the fact that this person said they're using it for a school project. What else could the source be but propaganda sites? Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
/me likes dead baby jokes though.... :( <<(frowny face, cuz I iz saaaaad) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:17, Dec 14
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You don't come in an apple before you eat it. Spang talk 23:23, 14 Dec 2007
Why did the baby drop its lollipop? Because it got HIT BY A TRUCK. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:37, Dec 14
why do babies have a soft spot on the top of their head? so you can pick them up ten at a time. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:12, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

The worst thing is the very names the two "sides" give themselves. Pro-life? Pro-choice? Well damn, because I sure hate both of those totally mutually exclusive concepts! Spang talk 23:23, 14 Dec 2007

Hahaha, I actually liked LedBalloon's joke. Ahahahahahahhaa. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif

"i've read reports of babies being "removed" while still alive(they werent supposed to be) and being thrown in a dumpster while they were kicking and fighting for life. i've also seen ultrasound pictures of babies trying to guard their face just before they were crushed to death."

Now how does that have anything to do with abortion? "(they werent suposed to be)" implies that it was an accident or something, not a scheduled abortion. Sounds like he just threw that in there as a guilt trip. --YeOldeLuke 01:10, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually it was a girl. Just FYI. And I never noticed that, by the way. That is pretty retarded. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif