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Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lord Reginald William Burtonhamshire III. But you may call me The Masked Editor. I seem to have stumbled upon this "Uncyclopedia", as you so amusingly call it, and I rather fancy this layman's humor. /noble. So anyway, I just made my first template for my user page. Can someone please review it for me and tell me if it's funny at all? Any advice or comments I receive about it will probably help determine the style I use while writing articles, as creating this template was basically just me testing out a style of writing. Help me stay on the path to righteousness? ~ The Masked Editor 
(03:11, Dec 6 2008)
This user has too much Banana.
Don't worry, it's not contagious. In fact, in an eight-year university study, an excess of banana has been proven to reduce cholesterol, lower blood pressure, dramatically increase sex drive, and give you leaner, tighter abs. Bananas have even been known to raise bodily potassium levels upon consumption. Which, loosely translated, means you just wish it was contagious.
- Well, it's not exactly a lot to go on, but I certainly found it amusing. Hell, you could probably shoehorn some of the text into Banana if you wanted to. So...yeah, looks good to me. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:25, Dec 6
- Banana humour fills me with rage. I hate bananas. They're mushy, taste bad and smell worse. You know that fungus that's wiping them out? I made that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:40, 6 December 2008 (UTC)