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3691

Archive-rape. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:03, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

MMMDCCXVIII

Abomination Alert!!!
  • 3746 Pink-feathered aliens who stole the flamingoes' feathers looking at <insert name here> --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 06:40, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3747 If I wasn't so tierd I might be frightened.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 06:44 19 June 2009
  • 3748 lessons to teach me that tired is spelled tierd.And the pink feathered aliens told me that. --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 06:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3749 Wha...?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 06:55 19 June 2009
  • Silly Me.I've been wandering around BHOP for the past 3750 minutes yet I still don't know what I'm doing or what I want. --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 06:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

375x blah blah

I want a new header

三千八百八十五 (3885)

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New sig, new header, New Orleans

New Orleans is full of Vampires - so next header

  • 3981 G'day Bruce. Looks like them poofter Poms are at it again. Chuck us a beer, would ya! Pup 00:17, 22 June 2009 (UTC) (But really 10m hours into the future. By the time you're here, We'll be tomorrow!)
  • 3982 :p    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:22 22 June 2009
  • 3983 User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:45, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3984 I finished rewriting Left 4 Dead - still shit? Let me know!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:50 22 June 2009
  • 3985 ooh left for dead... User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:56, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3986 Obviously let me know if you think it's good. It's not but it might be.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:58 22 June 2009
  • 3987 I've never played Left 4 Dead before... But it seems quite okay :)    Zheliel    Talk   Singaporeflag.jpg
  • 3988 That's a good sign. Not really looking for a feature from it or anything but an "ok" from some who's not played it is what I was going for. Also stop cluttering the place with code, even if it's just a one time thing use a template. Do you know how many numbers we could have had in all that wasted space!? Think of teh waste! The horrible, horrible waste!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:03 22 June 2009
  • 3989 OkThis will effectively reduce the chances of space wasting due to the "hidden" effect by the year 2009. *quoted from FPS*User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:07, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3990 Oh great - hidden shit! :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:12 22 June 2009
  • 3991<smug>I know...<smug User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:23, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3992 of amerikas most wanted in the same motherfuckin place at the same motherfuckin time--MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 04:37, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3993 Palendrome!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:55 22 June 2009
  • 3994 reminds me. WET STUNT NUT STEW! User:Zheliel/sigz2 05:07, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3995    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:09 22 June 2009
I hate new headers
  • 3996 is a vulgarity. User:Zheliel/sigz2 05:17, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 3997 Stop it, you're making me hungry! Friggin conflict errorsPup 05:18, 22 June 2009 (UTC) (But really 10m hours into the future. By the time you're here, We'll be tomorrow!)
  • 3998 This is Mhaille's talkpage. Okay, it itsn't whatever. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! 05:27, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Deal with it
  • So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 3999 Puppy 05:32, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Ooh Yes

Okayz

Hello!

Mathematical interjection
  • Given that the last post was done 21:19 22/06/2009, and the first in this forum was done at 20:48 23/02/2008, that means we have been counting for 485.0215277777778 days so far, or 11,640.516666667 hours, or 698,431 minutes, or 41,905,860 seconds. And yet as of the last post we had reached 4049, or 0.4049% of our desired total. Going by those statistics, we have a total of 10,349,681,402.8155 seconds from start to finish of this count, and of that we have 10,307,775,542.8155 seconds left to go. So I'm going to start counting the seconds at the same time to ensure that we are on track. 1, 2, 3 - while I think of it 4050' - 4, 5 - hey, I've just increased our average count per second speed, this is already a success. Puppy 23:40, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4051 brain death.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:32 23 June 2009
  • 7979, 7980, 7981 - 4052 - 7982 - that's about 2367 seconds better than our average to date - 79... Ummm, I've lost count. Sigh!. 1, 2, 3 Puppy 03:47, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4053 sex tapes made by Paris Hilton.--WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 03:53, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4054 lines of coke consumed by Paris Hilton in the making of her sex tapes Puppy 03:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4055 piles of vomit after consuming the 4054 lines of coke consumed by Paris Hilton in the making of her sex tape --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 04:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4056 sex tapes tmade by paris hilton (she's had a busy hour!) Puppy 04:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

4057km clocked up

Yes, I picked up three Eurofighter Jets when I was refuelling at the 4000km mark in New York. Now we're flying again and we just hit the 4057km mark! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 08:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Needless to say,you might have refueled 4059litres of gas.--WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 09:16, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4060    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:35 23 June 2009
  • 4061 empty comments--WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 10:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4062 people shouting: "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET, MOTHERFUCKER??" -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:28, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4063 angry replies Nameable mumble? 20:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4064 Zs (and thats ZEDS, to be clear)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:49 23 June 2009
  • 4065 people wondering what all the Zs (and that's ZEEs) are for! Puppy 21:14, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4066 Y all the Z's? (See what I did there? (Oh and it's ZED)). Nameable mumble? 21:16, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4067 As (Oh, and that's "Eh?"s) Puppy 21:17, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4068 Ah, 4068, the least useful of the 4-digit even numbers.Also the number of times a single penny used (and the number of admins that block for no reason).--Bad Shroom 22:47, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • 4069 Which I would comment on but I'd rather get a little more information on that penny. Where is it now? Pup

*4070 Insider55 16:11, 28 June 2009 (UTC)