Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SMILES 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.
Let me tell you HAPPINESS about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers FRIENDS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL POKÉMON PUPPIES swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.
I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a JOY JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ROSES that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES GUMDROPS RAINBOWS TARTAR SAUCE not funny at all.
Thank you LUV for your PUPPIES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS HOCKEY LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES JELLY BEANS GINGERBREAD CANDY SUGAR FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL CANDY PUPPIES HEAVEN UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY CANDY SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN PIXIES DANDELIONS SUNSHINE HEAVEN FOOTBALL ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD JOY PEACEFUL GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS FOOTBALL PIXIES PIKACHU PIXIES HOCKEY SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD TARTAR SAUCE PASTURE ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! !!!?!?!?!?
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