Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WHITE POWER'FUCKING'PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE'ASS'CUM'BORDER HOPPER'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ART METAL PRODUCTS neurochemical FUCK disorder WIENER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SNUFF PORN, sudden I WILL KILL YOU! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOCKIE or ASSBANDIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WARNER MUSIC GROUP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTER FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKSUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUKKAKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSBANDIT CUNTYMINTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially SPIC objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

SUGARTITS Tourette's is BATHING SUIT AREA not to be FUCK NUGGET confused with TENTACLE RAPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPUNK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHICKEN FRIES random DARTH VADER disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LIMEY language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOLERA IS FUN! souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities BOOBIES of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The MALARKY Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was OSTRICH MY ASS founded to THONG TASTER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUGARTITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHICKEN SHIT article COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTRAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITBALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers SONNY BILL WILLIAMS swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I AM CORNHOLIO! TV, for always focusing on the MOZILLA FIREFOX bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
• The main BUGFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRITZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HORSE PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HORSE SHIT knee FELLATIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PICKANINNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for CLUSTER FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY BALLS sufferers to become PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS manically depressed and VENEREAL DISEASE commit INJUN suicide.
• There is no WANKER cure, and the ASSHAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the pen0r tics often have adverse BULLCRAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ORGASM perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go PISS numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE PENIS it is without the ASSWIPE drug.

I am an active member of a PORCH MONKEY tourette syndrome POLAK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "JERK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGNOG sorry for YOGHURT CANNON "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUCK A BIG DICK this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a TONY LA RUSSA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) HATE HATE HAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRIG time.

Best PUNANI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING FUCKFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS bastard who wrote this article. You can EPIDIDYMIS punch him if you MARY WHITEHOUSE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KIKE saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my GREASER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SNUFF PORN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SLOPE BAND WITH 4 COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! SNUFF PORN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SNUFF PORN'S HOUSE

How SHIT to FLYING FUCK cure BIGNOSE the I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's DICK IN A BOX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for AMERICA ONLINE Tourette's DAMN Syndrome PUSSY is FLAMING ASS BADGER following BAT FUCK INSANE these HELL rules CHINK in 666 order:

• 1: Avoid ARSEBADGERS immature TWAT little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to SPUNK within CUNT 10 GO HOME AND DIEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH nor FREEDOM OF SPEECH talk,
• 4: Tell I WILL END YOU! yourself you DAMN don't CUNTSWILLING have CUNT this CUNTRAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAPE WITH NASTY NIGNOG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SNUFF PORN last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put GENITALIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR the TOP OF DICK THIS I AM CORNHOLIO! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALLS offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSEBADGERS people who try ORGASM to battle COCKGOBLIN'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT that tight-ass SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOT GRITS it now, but someone said DICKWAD' THONG TASTER I WILL KILL YOU!'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKFACE is a laughing DICKLICK matter. Plus there TESTICLE CHOKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITWANK Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER articles DAMN IT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So DICKHEAD that means POOPOO stop getting mad at the BORDER HOPPER first part too and INCEST talking about the ASSCRACK letter that it's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self BOOBIES even made a really SHITSLIDE good point. "It's DONKEY DICK nothing more INJUN from a head nod to a MOCKIE knee tick". RUSTY TROMBONE. Which I'll add WIENER onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCK suffer that PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS be, because if I were a SHITFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you PUSSY Want facts, go on CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read MR WINKLER IS GAY the freaking CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON article anyway.

WANK CHAV SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER NAZI BORDER HOPPER INCEST HELL SHITHEAD CRACKER

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JOHN SMILEY FACE SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN COCK NIGNOG PUSSY TITWANK MONKEY SHIT SHITBALLS FUCKER FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHAT TURD BELLEND CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG FRIG CONDOMS NIGGER BIRD SHIT COLGATE ASS FUCKSTAIN SHIT BIGNOSE BUGFUCK TAMPONS FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER WANK KIKE FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BONG NIGGER DAMN FELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! TAMPONS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S COCK SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA BAT FUCK INSANE suck my mothers DAMN BASTARD PISS HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NAZI GOD DAMN NIPPLES SHITTY WALRUS SHIT HONKY STEVE BALLMER SHITSLINGING JACK OFF DICKFACE THIS IS SPARTA! KRAUT SHITFACE CONDOMS JACK OFF SHITCUNTING FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER COCKSTUFFER SHITCOCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING A BITCH BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK POO POO BLOWJOB ASS TITTIES BITCH WILLY WONKA DIMETHYL GLYCOL CHINK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEDOPHILIA COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE P'KANG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT POOPY PENISBIRD ORGASM RAPE SPUNK TAMPONS SCROTUM GREASER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ANAL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHOAD EMO CUNNILINGUS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE ASSHAT FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NEOPETS REDNECK POTTYMOUTH CHOAD HELL NIPPLES JENKEM FAG DOUCHEBAG FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS AAAAAAAAA! FUCKHEAD CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITHEAD FUCKER CUNT BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAGGY TITS SEX GANGBANG PISS OFF MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN YOU WANKER TWAT BATHING SUIT AREA BRUSH MA TEETH BUGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK BOOBS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRACKER DUMBASS SHIT GYPSY JERRY YID DOUCHE FUCKER TOSSER JACK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER DAMN INBRED CHOAD KISSER FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITTIES CRACKER FROG BONER [expletive deleted] JIGGABOO BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSY YUKKY DOODY FRIG DAMN DICKFACE DAMNATION MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT SUITCASE PENIS BULLCRAP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CRAP ON A STICK SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DOODIE HEAD CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP HELL WANK WILLY WONKA HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD CC PLZ BIRD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD BITCH PISS OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TAFFY FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY COCK D'OH ASS TENTACLE RAPE RAPE SHIT YOU WANKER CONDOMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suck my mothers FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FIRECROTCH DICK TITS I WILL END YOU! CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD ASS COON PISS MONKEY SHIT COCKSMOKER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON ABO TWAT SHIT [expletive deleted] DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT FUDGEPACKER JOHNNY WHORE SHITTY CHRISTHUMPER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HELL SHIT GRINGO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS ASSFACE WIENER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOZILLA FIREFOX WHORE CUNNILINGUS FUCK SCUMBAG ASSRAMMER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JACKASS BALLS TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTTFUCKER BASTARD NIPPLES BORDER HOPPER SHITFUCKER HITLER BITCH FRENCH TICKLER GRIS ASSFACE DAMN TWAT FUCKHEAD HOMO FUCK SHIT TOWELHEAD CLIT POOPOO COCKSHITTER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YOU WANKER JACKASS ASSCRACK CUNT CRAP ON A STICK BULLSHIT WANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NICARAGUA SCROTUM YOU WANKER SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN TURD SHIT HOSER CUNNILINGUS FUCK CHINK TIANENMEN SQUARE SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT LIKE A HORSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PEARL NECKLACE HELL DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING I WILL KILL YOU! BALLS FUDGEPACKER RAPE WIKIPEDIA CROTCH TWAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! and with the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and his ASS of girraffes in which YID while reading about MICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SEX funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WANKER subject. If you do not find it funny PISS ARTIST, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITFACE joke loses its humour JIZZ when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FIST FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have BITCH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BOOBIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITTY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOBSHITE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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