Air accordion
Air accordion is a musical instrument in the air family.
Air accordion has some similarities to air guitar, but in contrast to the air guitar, an air accordion usually makes no sound.
The best most famous most infamous air accordion player is Donald Trump. It has been suggested that his air accordion playing is a way of waving away air tomatoes that are being thrown against him. In reality it is a technique for changing between emphasising how yuge something is, like the big water, even ocean water, around Puerto Rico, and how small something is, like his mushroom.
His air accordion and his voice are usually connected to a yuge amplifier system that boosts the nothingness. This is highly popular among his audience, who don't like hard facts and tangible arguments.
His biggest air accordion hits are "Cry me a river", "Grab'em by the" and "Covfefe". He also plays much russian folk music. The most common request is "So long, farewell", but he stubbornly refuses to fulfil this common wish.
Trump will soon go for a long vacation, generously paid for by the Government, to an intimate place where air accordion is one of the few personal belongings that are allowed.
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