User:Acid Ammo/Reskin
|
Welcome to Slowmopedia, the content-free patience test that anyone can edit... if they wait long enough. Godot has waited 37,674 hours for You have two cows to load. Before editing, please get food and water and other vital supplies.
Politics | Games | Computers | People | Quaint | Coherent |
 The recent invasion of the UNIQ virus forced Slowmopedia to retreat to the borders of the Red X Zone. |
Today's featured article may overheat your computer if you try to see it Dick Willie Johnson is a legendary human being, with an outrageous amount of accolades under his belt, he is the spokesperson for the universe. Born in New Orleans, Louisiana on October 31, 1895. His first sign of greatness came when he was at the age of 4, he noticed two people strumming on a guitar, curious, Johnson walked up to the men and asked if he could play some. The men allowed him to play, and what followed was the most beautiful music that ever came from a guitar, slapping your grandma with the best fucking riff you've ever heard. After the first riff, the guitar turned into shiny gold. The men were so starstruck they had a heart attack and shortly died. Johnson took the gold guitar with him, the most recognized symbol of Johnson. At the age of 6, Johnson invented the blues music. His first song was called: "Nice Rack (Bitch)". This song soared in popularity and is widely regarded as the greatest song ever made. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can wait for your favorite articles to be featured. Download article feed plugin for Google Desktop Selected anniversaries May 8: National Bad Hair Day (Estonia)
|
Word of yesterday, just finished loading[edit | edit source]Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power. In the news
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Eurovision More Current (by the time the page loads they won't be anymore) Events at UnNews News Did you know...
Do you care...[edit | edit source]
| |||||||
If you leave your computer on, you might succeed in submiting a recent article
| ||||||||
Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
| ||||||||
All donations go toward the continuation of Uncyclopedia and its community of volunteer editors. If Uncyclopedia has ever made you laugh then we invite you to donate and help us pay for our expensive server(s). You can make all donations using your PayPal account or debit/credit card here. You can also support your local Uncyclopedia by purchasing merchandise from our merchandise store where 15% of all sales goes toward Uncyclopedia. If you cannot donate but still want to help Uncyclopedia monetarily, you can click some of the ads in our e-store to help us keep the rest of the site ad free.
For nonsense related IRC chat, see this instructional video.
Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.