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The brewing and consumption of English beer, or "Warm piss water" as it is known in Britain, is a sure sign that the typically polite, warmhearted, and fairly intelligent limey that you see before you is, in actuality, either a raging alcoholic or a person of such rare gastric fortitude and mental deficiency that the entire Isle could sink beneath them and they'd laugh about it for days.

The mystery of why pub dwellers drink this swill has confused the gentry for centuries. Nowadays the English cannot afford refrigerators to chill their beer, as they spend their meager salaries on nicotine, sugar, Chinese trinkets, burberry hats (see chavs), and the latest fashions from India. But since the invention of refrigeration is historically recent, and certainly doesn't explain why Brits first began to down the dreary suds, a brief look into the fog of history may provide answers. (Full article...)

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... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)

... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that cutting off your hands, nose, and head reduces the spread of germs by 100%?
... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?

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May 21: Appreciation Appreciation Day

1453 - Hundred Years' War finally ends. France win after a penalty shoot-out.
1587 - The Puritans sit down with the Native Americans and appreciate the hospitality. The Native Americans do not appreciate the smallpox.
1874 - Husbands in New York walk to New Jersey to drink away from the prying eyes of their teetotaler wives.
1989 - Patrick Bateman beats his own record for number of prostitutes killed in one night.
1991 - President George H.W. Bush declares May 21st to be Appreciation Appreciation Day, to appreciate all the appreciation going on in the world.
2004 - Che Guevara comes out of hiding after faking his death, is surprisingly cool with having his face sold on T-shirts. (Pictured)
2011 - God takes a quick nap, people breath a little easier for a few hours without God to give people shame.

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