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UnNews:NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears

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Vote	Score: 3 constellations
Nomination:	🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:09, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Nom and for. i'm actually really curious. this one can really go either way 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:09, 2 November 2025 (UTC)  For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:09, 2 November 2025 (UTC) Dino + 3.14159 Gabri growl sniff 03:08, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Harvey Weinstein

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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:57, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Bad Motherfucker. Holy shit MrX, this is hilarious. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:57, 23 October 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 18:02, 23 October 2025 (UTC) Yes, yes and more yes. ShabiDOO 10:47, 27 October 2025 (UTC) For ShabiDOO 09:59, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Presidential Wrestling Classic

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Vote	Score: 4 Bad MotherFucking presidents in the ring
Nomination:	Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:48, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Self The third edition of the Presidential Classic series. Let me know what you guys think. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:48, 23 October 2025 (UTC) fuck the fuck yeah 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻20:03 11 4 '25 12:08, 23 October 2025 (UTC) America, fuck yeah! Maybe a picture of the presidents in wrestling gear at the top? Other than that, awesome job as always, BadMF! Loved the Trump/Biden scuffle at the beginning. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:52, 29 October 2025 (UTC) Awesome. 12:12, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	@Orangutang94: Thanks for the feedback and kind words, it's always appreciated. I'm glad you enjoyed it, the Presidential Classic series have always been really fun to make. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 05:15, 29 October 2025 (UTC) I want to vote again, I just saw those pictures at the top! I never knew i needed to see Taft in one of those whatever their called. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻20:03 11 4 '25 15:51, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

HowTo:Install Windows XP

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Vote	Score: 4.5 computers fucking exploded
Nomination:	🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	For. found this one after a while, blew the dust out of the article, and put a little more polish on it. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC) Still holds up with installing any windows product... 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻20:03 11 4 '25 16:18, 18 October 2025 (UTC)  Strong For. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:37, 19 October 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 18:04, 23 October 2025 (UTC)  Half for. This is, admittedly, a bit too long to comfortably read in one go (something i think is important for an article to be). 12:04, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	This needs a fair bit of cuts in my humble opinoin and strengthening of the humour. Happy to vote for with a few cuts and a few more jokes. 22:04, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Mario Kart

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Vote	Score: 4 terminated friendships
Nomination:	OPOSSUM
For Votes: 4	Nom. If Fish on skates is going to nominate one of her own articles, then perhaps I should as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:07, 30 September 2025 (UTC) 4 Four! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:45, 19 October 2025 (UTC)  For. 11:58, 2 November 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:17, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Don't forget me nomming yet another of mine! Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC) This article has definitely been improved but I think the text can be tightened by focussing on pure humour. Does each paragraph add to the article? Does it add to the humour. Can the jokes be delivered in a more effective punch? ShabiDOO 12:52, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

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