User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc
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We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.
Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!
Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!
Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.
STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!
Thinkwise you want to.
PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS
Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.
Dayorders[edit | edit source]
- Special citations and credits will be awarded to those that participate in Imperial Colonization the next two weeks. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
8/07/2008 @ 16:47
Newsreel[edit | edit source]
- Registrations and upgrades will continue here rather than main site.
Gentleman Jacques - Converse : Benefactions : Unsoc
5/04/2008 @ 16:18 - Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
13/12/2007 @ 22:12 - The anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article which documents Unsoc's triumph over our Grue Army allies is worth a read. --EMC [TALK] 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
- Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
23/08/2007 @ 18:07 - Official Unsoc Site is of Opening Here! Unsoc members also encouraged to join Satiropendium. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
23/08/2007 @ 03:15 - Berlin Wall Fund is of opening! ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
21/08/2007 @ 13:49 - IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but #unsoc. --~ 18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
- The October Revolution is at hand. Your input is needed. 12:06, 26 July 2007
- Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is not an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~ 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. 02:09, 20 July 2007
- At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed!
CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS
INNER PARTY[edit | edit source]
Members of inner party have more privileges as lower classes. Main privilege is to give and take rankings or assign orders.
- PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
- PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
- PRIME MINISTER GENERAL PUPPET OF THE SOCK OF THE USER WHO IS OF BEING UNREGISTERED
- INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
- INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
- RANK MANAGER NECRO PAXX
- OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
- INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
- INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO
OUTER PARTY[edit | edit source]
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- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V (RESIGNED)
- OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
- SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
- MAJOR JED RAVENT
- RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
- MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
- RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
- RECDEP OFFICER FELL IN THE RIFT
- MINOR KATO
- MINOR STARNES
- MINOR SONIC LXXX
- MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
- UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
- MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
- UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
- MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
- UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
- MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
- MINOR CAJEK
- THE UNSOC OFFICER
- MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
- MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
- MINOR SYCAMORE
- UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
- MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
UNSOC OFFICER QUArecdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.- UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY
- MINOR DOUBLETHINK
- UNSOC OFFICER NACH LADER
- MINOR METH AMPHETAMINE
- UNSOC OFFICER MAH MOO SHA
- MINOR ANGEL OF MIRTH
- UNSOC OFFICER MUFFIN OF PIE
PROLES[edit | edit source]
- PROLE IKENZEKE
- PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
- PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
- PROLE MAN OF GABBA
- PROLE CHRISSY
- PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
- PROLE FLU BECA
- PROLE T. GEORGE
- PROLE ANGRERED MAX
- PROLE WUJIAN
- PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
- PROLE PIE OF EVIL
- PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
- PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
- PROLE XIAO LI
- PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
- PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
- PROLE MCWOOTY
- PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI
- PROLE DEMON OF THE INTERNETS
- PROLE J. SHEA
- PROLE ZHE LIEL
- PROLE NINE CANADIANS
- PROLE ADDRESS OF IP THAT IS OF BEING TOO LONG
REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!
Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.
REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION[edit | edit source]
You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!
- This lowly one requests entrance into your party, comrade.-- 19:31, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Provided that party has not been disbanded for that Grue one (which I be also a member of), I also wish to join ze Workers' Party. Launch all hammers, sickles and stars. I know what I doing. For great justice. -- 09:33 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Can I join? I'm from a communist nation, that is, China. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 04:26, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT
Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!
Credits | Activity |
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1 | per QVFD |
1 | per Vandalism Revert |
10 | per ref to ban patrol |
10 | per newcomer helping (welcome uncounted) |
20 | per successful party ref |
30 | per successful VFD |
40 | per quality propaganda contribution |
50 | per adopted newcomer which is helped |
50 | per party userspace maintenence, improvement, and assistance |
100 | per Party Member of the Month win |
300 | per successful feature |
1000 | per Javascript or robotic tool made for party. |
Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.
CURRENT REQUESTS[edit | edit source]
- It seems I got more than 5000 credits. Do I have Inner Party approval? 14:30, 15 September 2009
- I got 29 credits with my QVFD and ban patrol activity yesterday, requesting a promotion. Im counting my credits here — MUN CPT DAD 10:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
- I just realized the requirements for Outer party minister is 300 credits, and a featured article is worth 300. I got one a while back now. Request promotion to Outer party minister comrade?
ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS
Suit | Description | Coloring Code | Credit Requirements |
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INNER PARTY SUITS | |||
Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit.
RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers) |
#ccc | 5,000 Party credits plus Inner Party approval | |
The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit.
RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager |
#ddd | 2,000 Party credits | |
Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit.
RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister |
#eee | 1,000 Party Credits | |
OUTER PARTY SUITS | |||
Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders.
RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer |
#ddddff | 300 Party Credits | |
Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities.
RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker |
#aaaaff | 100 Party Credits | |
Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here.
RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer |
#9999ff | 10 Party Credits (or Automatic if seasoned user) | |
PROLE SUITS | |||
Given to proles.
RANKS: Prole Member |
pink | 0 Party Credits |
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