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Maj Sir Elvis KUN

“User:Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me. Furthermore, motherfuck him and User:Rcmurphy.”

~ User:Nintendorulez on User:Elvis

I'm back, and I said no mucking about whilst I was away!!

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Knight Commander of the Order
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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
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This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.
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This user does not understand Random Humour (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school.
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This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and can call you wanker with impunity.


(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.
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Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat them right.
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...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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I have contributed 5,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. Not that he pays it, mind.
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Inspired by User:Repairman Jack

Wooo whoo! I have made over 3,000 changes in Uncyclopedia.

Apology

I have to apologise for my poor editing technique especially the multiple edits in rapid succession on one article, it's just that I don't notice all my stupid errors until I'm looking at the page again and go Doh!, yes I do use the preview but some still get through (you should see the state of the articles BEFORE I hit "save page"). --Elvis 07:08, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Shortcut to working uncyclopedia Block by IP

Thoughts on my banning policy

I may seem a bit random in the sentences I hand out, I generaly give a week for 1 offensce more if it's something like Estonia or Lithuanian (as they have been warned). Also I ban IP's quicker where as registered users I'm more likely to give a warning too or a shorter ban (a day or so). Likewise I'm likely to be a lot more harsh if the only activity for an IP/user is vandalising/blanking than someone who has added a few bits and bobs and made some valid contributions then gone on a speer. Anyway comments?

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:00, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

If I have two apples in one hand, and 15 apples in my remaining manuses(manuii?) how many people know the real truth. I like your policy! And I like the fact that you explain it unto us, so darkness may be gone forever more. Amen. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 23:37, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sounds fair to me. I've been giving out 24-day bans for so long that it's gotten to be a habit, but I've been trying to cut that down by half or so except, like you said, for blatantly off-limits pages like Estonia. In all I'm probably more erratic than you are when it comes to banning... --Rcmurphy KUN 00:15, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I would save the 24 year ban for people who fuck around with non-article pages. What, its not like I gave anyone 24 year bans, Im just saying...--Nytrospawn 01:01, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Agreed. I prefer insane bans, and then determine how guilty I feel about them and adjust accordingly. Vandalism/blanks of personal,previously featured, or "hot" articles are auto-24 days for me. 100 day bans for junk salesmen who trash user pages.--Flammable CUN 00:23, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

User Watchlist

(i.e. Users I'm watching stalking)

159.121.201.2 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

82.217.241.198 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:52, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Awards

For this line: <Elvis> Mhaille: Nah All I do is spork articles form wp and change a few names and Un to the front of everything
Hope you don't get angry :) - Sikon 14:13, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
For his service to Uncyclopedia, Elvis has been awarded one feather for his cap.
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Now go play in traffic.
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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.


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Now go play in traffic.

for the sig template idea

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!



Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2005
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Now go play in traffic.

For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.
~ T. (talk) 03:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For great work with UnNewsAudio, including pages, templates, and announcing.
Have a much deserved overline. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 18:22, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and can call you wanker with impunity.


(British Uncyclopedians)