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Wes Anderson was born on May 1, 1969, in Houston, Texas, one of three sons, the other being artist Eric Chase Anderson and an unnamed other. His father was estranged and his mother was religious. Eventually, his mother decided to become a nun and when his father died, his mother couldn't come to the funeral as she was too busy fixing this church in a remote village somewhere in Northern India. Some say this incident was the inspiration behind the Darjeeling Limited, but I digress.

People say that he was inspired by film when he went to college. Others say no. I think he got the idea when he was a security guard and he had an obsession with putting everything in the store in a certain way so the objects on his tiny TV screen wouldn't be a total eyesore. (Full article...)

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... that your nipples (Pictured) can fall off?

... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?

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Artistic impression of the new tanks.

Trump ought to create nazi tanks, with the help of Elon Musk (Pictured)
Support our fake album and win a free Palestinian!
The Philadelphia Eagles steal the NFL's script and prevent the Kansas City Chiefs from 3‑peating
- Philadelphia will burn to the ground as a result.
- Taylor Swift also begins writing her new breakup song for Travis Kelce; it goes something like "Dreamed of a 3‑peat, but you fumbled the play – Lost the Super Bowl and me the same day."
Ye has officially lost his fucking mind for the millionth time
Donald Trump announces grand opening of the Sierra Gaza
Biden announced as new Bond after signing with CAA
Trump Taken audition leaked
Kendrick Lamar wins five Grammys AND performs Not Like Us at the SuperBowl to over 100 million people, much to Drake's dismay
Smokey the Bear revealed to be cause of LA fires
NASA headquarters explode as major star goes on break

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February 21: Put Off Learning a Foreign Language Day

1848 - Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish The Communist Manifesto, 100 billion people instantly die.
1918 - The last Carolina Parakeet dies after calling the local constable a cracker. (Pictured)
1948 - Lazy people create NASCAR to have a sport where you can sit the whole time.
1952 - Winston Churchill wonders how he can get away with being such a flaming racist.
1965 - Malcom X is assassinated by the Nation of Islam, which is a real Nation of Islam sort of thing to do.
2017 - You uninstall the Duolingo app on your phone after you can't commit to 15 minutes of learning Spanish a day. Ay pobrecito.

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