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Tenet is a 2020 sci-fi action wtf film written and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film, which is definitely not Inception, stars the dude from BlacKkKlansman, the heartthrob that all the girls love from Twilight, that Australian chick who played Princess Di on The Crown, Michael Caine (of course), and a few other good actors that you like and will recognize but can't name off the top of your head. The film follows a former CIA agent who, well, it's like really complicated, even by Christopher Nolan's standards. (Full article...)

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April 2: National Refrigerator Day (Paraguay)

1111 - The Knights Templar are formed as a clandestine drinking society, take things a little too far.
1942 - Classic arcade title 1942 developed as shoot 'em up, rights to year are purchased by Capcom, to the chagrin of some cranky veterans.
1983 - Science is invented by accident, and is quickly swept under the carpet.
1984 - Miniluv put crimethink proles into fridge, remake them goodthink fullwise.
2001 - The mailman bangs your mom, but she's her own person, you can't control who she loves.
2002 - The U.S. Kitten Embargo begins as part of The War Against Terror (Pictured), countless Iraqi kittens deported.
2012 - The number two renamed second one.

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