User talk:Vladdy
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.
Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of mediocrity rise to fame, fortune, and celebrity in the realm of UnNews. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:59, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
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More crap from zim_ulator[edit source]
I saw your note commented in the UnNews:United Kingdom's prime minister found in Dutch coffee shop story. If you check it now, you'll see I've marked the shit out of it with links and sources which I made up. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
You Edited the Wrong Discussion Page[edit source]
Hi, I'm reverting the talk page for UnNews:NSA May Be Wagging the Dog with New Spying Policies. Your comment I"m sure was meant for the UnNews item you just created, UnNews:United Kingdom's prime minister found in Dutch coffee shop GravityIsForSuckers 23:59, 23 September 2006 (UTC)