User talk:Meghanchavalier
Oh Dear![edit source]
Hello, Meghanchavalier, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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-- herr doktor needsAshuttle 
[scream!] 02:10, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Vanity Policy[edit source]
Dear kid, don't create pages about yourself on the main space. Use your user page instead. Admins will delete your article on sight. I'll move it for you, but don't get used to such a benevolent behavior. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 02:10, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
You were warned...[edit source]
As you may or may not already know, you have been blocked from editing Uncyclopedia for 36 hours due to recreation of the article "Meghan Chavalier" in continued violation of Uncyclopedia vanity policy. Please take this time to be sure you are familiar with the policies and why we have them. If you feel you were blocked in error, you can attempt to contact me or any of the other administrators on the IRC channel #uncyclopedia on Freenode. Also note that further recreation of this article (when your block is lifted, anyway) will result in increased block times. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 02:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)