User talk:Cosmosphere
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Written by Cosmosphere although I don't know who will edit it........ ==
DUMB
ADS!!!!!!!!!!!
Once apon a thyme (yes, we're making dinner right now, and I'm mad hungry. Deal with it) there was a girl and her name was WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT HER NAME???? Okay, I'll tell you. Her name was Daisy. She was working on a project for school about multiple personality disorders when........
When.......
GEORGE BUSH AND MICHAEL
JACKSON cAME ThRU ThE WALL DrrIVING IN A STTTRrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--eeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH LiMO. THEN DAISY WOKE UP In A WHITE ROOM AND
A NURSE EXPLAINED TO HER THAT DON't WORRY
thaT'LL NEVer HAppn, BUSh LIKES oil beTTr
Than PLASTIC. THen BILL GAteS COMes ALONG wIth
ARNOld SHWartzeneiggeR and SCHwarzeneigger
SAYs, I'll BE BAck, right after THESE brief MESSAgES.
Message #1: Now that you are on the internet,
it is INEVITABLE that you will go to myspace.
RESIGN to your fate.
Message #2: Resistance is futile.
Message #3: Why are you still reading this? Obey me or be assimilated.
Message #4: The average New-Jerseyan assimilates 90 cheeseburgers each day before taking the New Jersey TransFat to work. Then they come back and tell their true love, "Honey, I'm home," and devour some before Winnie the Pooh can get to it.
Message #4: Claim your FREE*
garbage HERE!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE SOMETHING
SPECIAL FOR U!!!!!!!
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"Wow now I
really want to waste
my money and be the
victim of credit fraud due to their wonderful
Privacy Policy," thought Daisy. "I'm glad I'm an
idiot."