User talk:Cosmosphere

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1349476276_m.gif Written by Cosmosphere although I don't know who will edit it........ ==



DUMB

ADS!!!!!!!!!!!


Once apon a thyme (yes, we're making dinner right now, and I'm mad hungry. Deal with it) there was a girl and her name was WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT HER NAME???? Okay, I'll tell you. Her name was Daisy. She was working on a project for school about multiple personality disorders when........

When.......

GEORGE BUSH AND MICHAEL

JACKSON cAME ThRU ThE WALL DrrIVING IN A STTTRrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--eeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH LiMO. THEN DAISY WOKE UP In A WHITE ROOM AND

A NURSE EXPLAINED TO HER THAT DON't WORRY

thaT'LL NEVer HAppn, BUSh LIKES oil beTTr

Than PLASTIC. THen BILL GAteS COMes ALONG wIth

ARNOld SHWartzeneiggeR and SCHwarzeneigger

SAYs, I'll BE BAck, right after THESE brief MESSAgES.


Message #1: Now that you are on the internet,

it is INEVITABLE that you will go to myspace.

RESIGN to your fate.

Message #2: Resistance is futile.

Message #3: Why are you still reading this? Obey me or be assimilated.

Message #4: The average New-Jerseyan assimilates 90 cheeseburgers each day before taking the New Jersey TransFat to work. Then they come back and tell their true love, "Honey, I'm home," and devour some before Winnie the Pooh can get to it.


Message #4: Claim your FREE* garbage HERE!!!!!!!! WE HAVE SOMETHING

SPECIAL FOR U!!!!!!!
***** Note: Privacy Policy is subject to change, so we may install new updates for your download package, as well as cameras in your living room and bathroom.

"Wow now I

really want to waste my money and be the

victim of credit fraud due to their wonderful

Privacy Policy," thought Daisy. "I'm glad I'm an

idiot."