Periodically-awarded Award for Promulgation of the Cause Signed {{{1}}}
In recognition of your Herculean efforts, virtually supporting the entire UnNews audio department structure, and for having made vast improvements in overall effectiveness, public image, quality, and for promulgation of the Cause, and in thanks for your patient reading of this awkward, run-on sentence, I award you, SPIKE, this award, the first Periodically-awarded Award for Promulgation of the Cause, and a prize of one ball gag, government issued by the FCC, this. |