User:WillyFourEyes

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, WillyFourEyes also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Welcome!

This page is blank for a reason. I'm not sure whether that reason is I'm too uncreative to make this good, or because I took one too many hadoukens to the head when I was a child.

...Except for these

If you want to know all about me, then behold my userboxes, ye mighty, and despair!

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
This user is a complete, irredeemable marshmallow. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and sanctify at an operating theater.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.