User:Turdles

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This user is a complete, irredeemable archangel. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and employ at a nuke.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia.
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user be a pirate in disguise.
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You! You!
This user wants to be your lover!
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subliminal!
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This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.