User:Tony George/IndyCar

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IndyCar is the little brother of NASCAR and F1. It is known for producing the Crapwagons of death. Dario Franchitti was the main pilot of the EARL IndyCar Series as seen in the youtube video at the bottom of the page.. Unfortunately their were no deaths in that incident unlike previous incidents.

Satan created this auto racing entertainment show in 1996. It was originaly driven by comedians Billy Boat and Racin' Gardner and the Doctor. It's most well known for having fantastic pilots. Buddy Rice, Sam Hornish, Andretti the Lesser, Andretti the Mario, Dario Franchitti and quite possibly the best pilot Paul Dana.

It is also known as being a reality tv show. Helio Castroneves introduced the format of stopping races at halfway then having a dance that is graded by Brain the Race Director, Tony George, Paul "Death Row" Newman and Mary Hulman. The drivers with the most points then restarts the second half of the race in the lead.

The Crapwagon series has many celebrities. Danica Patrick is quite possibly the most well known although


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