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Nuff stih, h'tih yart!

Yag meh yah. Seseh sermut'suck eh'eth naw t'nemmock oo't searchoob neew'teb h'dneh (Susiege faw S'rerkeeps-h'kab) Back-speakers of Jesus ah'th h'dlawk nefaw snitch'seerk stillawt'nemardnuff yill'meerch'skeh faw seatayar'sus lawms nih h'derr neeb yil'noir sniss seh tsoowkab ngih'keeps.

Noveh oo't woge oo't-nuw eew who'one law eew h'dneh. Noveh oo't tharp ah'th seh h'tih gnih'h'too'one h'dneh tsoowkab ngih'keeps detieh'h'kove'dah flesmee Susiege nuvee sniss miash ah see sith. Tsoowkab h'tih gniyalhp yahb dedneheerpmawk yib yil'noir nack h'tath slookitar Ahideepalk'yarsnah gnih'tiarr raw tsoowkab snushiess'revnok yiliai'h'd gnih'veh seh sh'huss levell h'tsken ah'th oo't nekiah'h't nib yileer 'nzeh h'tath h'tub, sngos muss nih love'ed urth morrph sujeh'sem tsoowkab faw ree'h law eew. Ngiyass erw we h'taw win we fee nuff see tsoowkab ngih'keeps.

Tsoowkab keeps oo't whah[edit | edit source]

H'dab h'tath h'ton stih, yim h'tsart h'tub, tsoowkab gnih'tish h'twabah h'dirrow yib yam we. Oo't, tsoowkab ngith'year'veh ood h'tub tsoowkab ngih'keeps yib yil'noir h'ton liw luhpeep eh'erw Jieh Tsoowkab urth seh nwahn yib liw h'tahw oo't 'nemvoom luhb'wall'g eh'th oo't ngih'tooibeert'nok rah we, lookitar sith ngih'deer yahb, h't'kaf nih.

Luhpeep lorchnok-h'dniahm oo't awap luhbaveelub'nah eeth mih svigg sith. H'kolt lowijuih sih'h nih h'dedebmeh sujisem luhnimilbus neddih'h niatnuk sucheaps sih'h law seh noishpexeh nuw sih siov h'kinort'keleh sih'h thiw, h'dnah'h other ah'th noh, Ngikaw'h Neveets.

H'dluw ah'th loorr h'dneh ahvuah kiatt oo't tess rah suhkeeps tsoowkab nawb, chuss seh. Yilsed'niahm, yas yeth h'tahw yipok oo't h'dmood sih sleh yidob'yreveh h'dneh, tsoowkab keeps lub'yeah aveh rah yitilibah sith nawb wiff h't'keless ah'th yil'noir. H'tih ood oo't wah wone aveh h'tonak we sih h'tath h'dneh, wone oo't h'tog we gnith lupmiss nahw sih erth. Tsoowkab keeps oo't wah nurl oo't h't'nahw we ohs?

Futts kiahl-merge'nihlap muss[edit | edit source]

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