User:The Deke

About The Deke[edit | edit source]

Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is a total UKer

and wants to steal your country albums for sport.

This user is a complete, irredeemable sun. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and h4x0rz at the sun.

THIS IS SPARTA!

The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other. Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!