User:THE

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That ever-menacing real world is requiring more of my time than ever. I won't be leaving uncyclopedia, but I'll probably be prone to random dissappearances for varyingly long periods of time. I can also be found on illogicopedia if you're really that interested. Peace.

Welkome to my usser page. I am THE. I ussed to be a IP user, but i was inspired to kreate a akkount. So heer eye am.

My Name: THE

My Age: 4

My Gennder: mail

My brithday: October 35

The Shape of My hed: skware

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Artikles I wrote while stilll a IP user:

Seamus

Global Boring

War on Spinach

Unrelated Quote Guy (got dleet)

The Drunk Olympics (with The Thinker) (FEEATURD) (Number Nine...Number Nine...Number Nine...)

Artikles I have written with my new user name:

U.S. Government (Band)

The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution

Informality

HowTo:Turn Your Computer On (FEETURD)

Joan Rivers

Sex Seafood(a kollab with The Thinker)

This Page Cannot Be Displayed (not orgiginally my artikle--but i re-rote it kompleetly)

HowTo:Avoid catching West Nile Virus

John Bonham (a kumpleet rewrite)

Split personality (kumplete rewrite)

P (kumplete rewrite)

Lumberjack (kumpleet rewriet)

Sand (kaumpleet rewriet)

Driver's License

Pie (kompleete reewwriet)

Michael Moore (komplmeet rewrite)

Extreme Beach Chess

GarbageLand

Gerbil (musical instrument)

Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet? (frum a kontest with Kajek)

Plastic surgery (kumpleet rewriete)

America (kumpleet rewriet and kollab with Ljlgjlego) (FEAETURD)

Cereal (rewrieet)

Playboy (rewriet)

Spanish-American War (rewritie)

Stephen King (rewirte)

A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times

HowTo:Be a Loyal Employee (from a sekund kontest witth Kajekc)

Why?:Shoot homeless people?

The White Stripes (rewirete)

Brick Wall! (a parodee of red light ritten in the thrird anual kontsest with kacjekc)

Fear Mongering

2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation

The Bourne Pottery Class‎ ((FEAATRUED)))

American University of Mediocrity

UnNews things i haf done:

UnNews:Paris Hilton found guilty of driving without valid license, sent to bed without supper

UnNews:Tinky Winky assassinated, other Teletubbies heartbroken

UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor

UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory (FEETURD) (dugg)

UnNews:To cut back on sexual behavior, local preschool bans all interaction between students

UnNews:Bush pronounces "nuclear" correctly, approval rating skyrockets

UnNews:Final Harry Potter book reportedly based on Sopranos finale

UnNews:FBI finds suspicious passenger on airplane, blows it up

UnNews:Scientists discover that Lincoln had a wart, American population now despises him

UnNews:New rule in football allows players to defensively shoot each other in the head

UnNews:NASA agrees to attach a billboard to their next space shuttle

UnNews:O.J. Simpson to replace Alberto Gonzales as U.S. attorney general

UnNews:Led Zeppelin members to reunite in November, if they live that long

UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur (FEETURD)

UnNews:In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire

UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this halloween (FEETURD)

UnNews:In response to Chinese construction of world's largest ferris wheel, United States commissions construction of world's largest strip pole

UnNews:Police apologize for random shooting, blame it on "too much Grand Theft Auto"

UnNews:Terrorist plans to cause building evacuations and flight delays are working

UnNews:Man accuses media of overhyping everything; accusation may lead to World War III

UnNews:Scientists confirm that there is lightning on Venus; conservative group concludes that there must also be gay people

UnNews:Approach of Christmas brings a rapid increase in amount of advertisements in media

UnNews:Guantanamo Bay Prison to be converted to "torture your own Arab" theme park

UnNews:World's oldest orangutan dies at age 4

UnNews:Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control

UnNews:American army to respond to encounter with Iranian ship by bombing Iran with Arabic-English dictionaries

UnNews:United States government to give $50 billion to India and China "to save time"

UnNews:American government to start distributing food stamps to the wealthy

UnNews:2008 deemed "year of the rat" because rats will be the only animals left alive on Earth by year's end

UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest (FEETURD)

UnNews:Teachers suspend kindergarten student for having "dangerously pointy" mohawk

UnNews:Having already decided results of 2008 elections, U.S. media moves on to predicting 2012 results

UnNews:Weather Channel officials sue Al Gore for being more interesting than they are

UnNews:Vacuum cleaner replaces bald eagle as official American animal

UnNews:New York governor linked to prostitution, approval rating skyrockets

UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy (FEATURDd)

UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits (FEEaATURD)

UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" (Kwazi-Feaeturd)

UnNews:Obama criticized after controversial statements by his former taxi driver

UnNews:Obama adviser likens Clinton tactics to McCarthy, is promptly accused of Communism

UnNews:Battle breaks out in preschool over the color of the Easter bunny's fur

UnNews:Olympics to take place in Tibetan battle grounds "for an added thrill"

UnNews:Americans growing discontent with media--bird flu to blame?

UnNews:Man survives car crash and thirty foot fall, doctors shoot him out of sheer irritation

UnNews:China to kill all citizens in pre-Olympic clean-up

UnNews:American cargo ship fires warning shot at Iranian after he sneezes

UnNews:Former Obama taxi driver calls media "unfair" in yet another display of despicable radicalism

UnNews:Senators fly across Washington in private jets to meet and discuss air traffic problems

UnNews:Man shoots elderly woman outside video game store, recieves free copy of new Grand Theft Auto

UnNews:Ronald McDonald to be featured on new dollar bill

UnNews:Hillary Clinton wants votes of a small Greek island counted in Democratic primary

UnNews:Pope to appear in Girls Gone Wild film so Americans will know who he is

UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" (FEATRUED)

UnNews:Giant ants outraged by depictions in Indiana Jones film

UnNews:Fruitfly tasered after flying too close to senator

UnNews:After seven years of war on terror, Americans kill a terrorist

UnNews:Miley Cyrus sneezes

UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world (kwazi-feetured)

UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table (FEEaTURD)

UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel (FEATurD)

UnNews:Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies

UnNews:Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"

UnScripts I haf dun:

UnScripts: Sex Seafood: An Exploration in Flim by Peter Bogdanovich and Unrelated Quotes Guy (ritten with The Thinker)

UnScripts: Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition (also riten wihth The Thinker)

UnScripts:Grass in the Mist ((FEETURD)

UnScripts:The Sex Changer (Kwazi-Feeturd)

UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II (FEETURD)

I am kurrently plugging away at:

User:THE/SS (witht The Thinker)

THE POLL------- this is my survey to see wut vistors to my usser page think of stuff. pleeze fill it out, if you feel like it.

Do you like presdint Bush?

You voted for "No, I don't like him" on 16 March 2023 at 14:30. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

No, hes a idiot

2

No, I don't like him

1

No

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 3 votes since the poll was created on 20:12, 13 January 2013.

poll-id 36B706DED9C69372E1F678C7CFF60049

Do you like my artikles?

You voted for "all of the above" on 16 March 2023 at 14:31. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yes, they are funny

1

Yes

0

Yes

0

all of the above

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 3 votes since the poll was created on 20:12, 13 January 2013.

poll-id 670D6A218D1BD99846FAAAF7B2069624

Of the bands listd below, which is the best?

You voted for "Pink Floyd" on 16 March 2023 at 14:31. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Pink Floyd

5

Pink Floyd

0

Pink Floyd

1

Pink Floyd

0

Pink Floyd

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 20:12, 13 January 2013.

poll-id 57EDA0F4E286D04890E4EB33AFAA1EA0

Is this poll horribly slanted?

You voted for "No. its the best poll I've ever taken" on 16 March 2023 at 14:31. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Not slanted at all

0

No

0

No, its a very fair and balanced poll

1

No. its the best poll I've ever taken

7

No

0

No

0

No

0

No

0

No

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 20:12, 13 January 2013.

poll-id 96BAA5D162DDF3D80A1B45FDAAA2ECA9

well... uh.. um... Thats purty much it. Tosee a kompleet list of evrything I haf dun sense i got a usser name, see this list. if, for sum stupid reason, you want to see all my kontributions frum my pre-THE days, see here, here, here, and here. um... uh.. oh yeah if you haf someting to say abowt one of my artikles or sumthing, pleese put itt in my talk page so i can ignor it.

thanks

THE

PS my awards are stored here in kase anywone actualy kares. Aslso, I haf sum usserbockses and radnom stuff stored here. Also, IRC kwotes frum me kan be fnound here.

PS2 id like to giv special thanks to THE THINKER, the usser who inspired mee to get a akkount and has helpd out sevral uv my artikles along wif helping me once one i got bannd, and Leoispotter who has added pikturs to sum uv my artikles m. . ok i'm done rambling now i promise.