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This article is incredibly SKOOKUM and straight outta Warshington (or a nearby state/province.) WATCH OUT!! Don't view this article unless you have eaten a big bag of Dick's (no, not that kind!) ROCK ON!!! |
This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long. |
“Stop making up Oscar Wilde quotes!”
This user is currently on Pacific Daylight Time. It is currently 2:16 A.M. (2:16) for this user. |
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This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level. |
This user owns a Hate Hate Hat. It's presumed that they hate a lot of things. |
User: Squaw Dee[edit | edit source]
I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!
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This user is Squaw Dee, and he owns Uncyclopedia now. |
This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. They have a book that could change your life. |
Pilot's License[edit | edit source]
A pilot's license (known as a driver's license in Alaska) is a permit for operating aircraft. Worldwide, pilots' licenses are overseen by the ICAO and EASA. To obtain a pilot's license, one must go through an intense training regimen, much of which involves repeating "I will not crash, I will not crash, I will serve Big Brother, I will not crash, I will not crash..." while performing many tasks until the message is imprinted on your mind.