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Stewie, starting his Conquest for the Cyberworld

Grand Theft Auto: Cyberchase was a video game by Rockstar based on that dumb annoying PBS kids show for Homosexuals.The player is Stewie Griffin who apparentley wants the Cyberworld under his control

Plot[edit | edit source]

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A screenshot of the game

Grand Theft Auto: Cyberchase takes place just after Grand Theft Auto: Family Guy when Stewie takes over every Capital in the world but the Cyberworld is yet to be taken over.Stewie shits his pants and then takes a plane to the Cyberworld were he meets Hacker, the guy that tried to take it over but the Cyber-squad prevented him.After hereing about that, Stewie gets more made and creates his own gang that will try to destroy the whole Cyberworld before the Cybersquad stops him and his gang.

Gangs[edit | edit source]

Tommy Vercetti

The Griffin Gang is your basic gang.They take over the whole cyberworld in the end of the game as Stewie Griffin kills everyone in the City.They are usually found in the Streets sitting down drinking beer saying "Destroy everyone exept Stewie".

The Cyber Gang is the rival gang.They own all of Cyberspace witch the three leaderers, Matt, Inez and Jackie try to stop Stewie's growing power.However, there were all slaughtered even the leaders were killed by Stewie due to the fact that he wanted to destroy them.

The Vercetti Gang is a gang from Vice City like the Griffin's, they want to take over the Cyberworld before Stewie takes over.They are allied with the Griffins forming a Alliance lead by Tommy Vercetti.

The Zaibatsu Corparation is a gang from a place called "Anywhere city".They are a traditonal gang from Japan that own a Radio Station.They also want to destroy the Cyber gang and then alliance with the Griffins and the Vercettis.They are lead by Uno Crab who wasen't killed by Claude Speed.

The Unions is a gang from the Northern United States that likes to run around the street burning Confedrate flags becuase they hate Slavery.What else can I say?

The Grove St. OG's had always wanted to destroy the Cyber-squad since the Grove St. took over Los Santos.They also again allianced with the Griffins, Vercettis, and Zaibatsu.They are lead by Sweet and Carl Johnson after taking over the Hood, a suburb in the Cyberworld once owned by the Cyber gang before Stewie started a Gang war between them helping the G street claim the Hood.

The Forelli Brothers do nothing exept drive around in Blue Cars since Little Italy was destroyed by 8-Ball and Toni Cipriani.

Radio Stations[edit | edit source]

  • Cyber FM is the Cyber gang radio station that plays some shitty educational crap like math problems and educational songs.
  • Head Radio is the largest radio station in the whole universe.It plays Soft Rock and more educational crap.
  • F-U man FM is the Griffin radio station that is run by a Dog and Baby.It is a Talk Radio Station and plays Funk Radio and Dance.
  • K-Big FM is the Grove ST. Radio station that plays Jazz, Rap, Hip Hop, and Dance.Nothing else.
  • Ur-a-Bitch Radio is a pro-gaming radio station that the DJ, Carl Johnson, offen says Jack Thompson is a Pussy.It plays Rapmetal.
  • CSFR is a talk radio station hosted by Laslow.He always complains that communists are gonna take over the world.