User:Rabies Turtle

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Hi! My name is Ben. I spend most of my time at Illogicopedia, as the (shocking) quality of my articles is probably more suited to there. Yeah, I suck.

I have a single article on Uncyclopedia which has survived deletion somehow; Costa Coffee.

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user does not understand 'Straylyan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.
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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and prefers to use
pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)