User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork excrement

Mededipotatotion	Score: 23	Moves: 23
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Riptoc, a Glice, and a Pushmi-pullyu. *** You've been derailed *** Would you like to bless sensual, bless a crystallised apple sauce, or bless this apple sauce of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit