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The brony is one of the greatest examples of furfaggotry. In fact it's so massive that it can be considered a faggotry of it's own.

Faggotry, at first glance, refers to extreme homosexuality, but in reality, it refers to the sins of the internet, a sin so massive that it can single handedly destroy a person, a franchise, a community, a website, the fun of a game, the internet, or even the world itself. However, there is a true form of faggotry which is unlocked at the end of web 2.0, also known as the true form of faggotry, which can single-handely convert all of netkind into it's clutches and unleash destruction to us all. By this article we will introduce you to all forms of faggotry known to man, all shapes and sizes, all in one article.

History[edit | edit source]

This genius is one of the first enablers of faggotry.

To understand faggotry, we must understand it's history. The origin of faggotry can be originated from the dawn of the internet, where it is only limited to universities and all the people there are pretty mature. Every September younger users, known as newfags, will appear in the face of the heart of the internet, the usernet. However, they were usually quickly defeated. However as technology increases, computers were cheaper and AOL offering internet access to newfags, in the september of 1993 usenet was struck with a massive number of newfags that is so massive that it destroyed usenet. Since then usenet is filled with n00bs and 1337 haxors and it has became the first victim of faggotry. This also opens the internet to newer forms of faggotry, such as Emofaggotry and 16-year old girls who do nothing but post intense faggotry onto sites like myspace and livejournal. Ever since then new forms of faggotry are invented, while old forms of faggotry fall. However, high-order forms of faggotry, like furfaggotry, are constantly long running and are spectaculated to be indestructible, until the end of time.

Types of faggotry[edit | edit source]

these two are very look alike.

Furfaggotry[edit | edit source]

The furfaggotry is the most common form of faggotry and is also the most widespread and long-running. It's broad definition is "having a sexual fetish for anthromorphic animals". If furfags are simply drawing anthromorphic, non-erotic fanart and are peace-loving we wuold not be calling them "faggotry" and we are most likely playing call of duty right now. However, in reality furfags are sick bastard and will do anything to satitate their fetish for animals, even going to the extent of raping real animals. They also bring ruin to all they touch as furfags spread themselves to a number of franchises, such as pokemon and sonic, and create Rule 34, fursuits and shitty fanart about these once-innocent franchises. In fact, furfags are 100% responsible for all pokemon bestiality. Aside of this there is also ponyfaggotry, which will be described below.

Ponyfaggotry[edit | edit source]

In 10, October, 2010, The feminazi Lauren faust was possessed by the spirit of mr. hands, and from the combined thoughts of these two spawned the death of netkind. As innocent as it looks, the combined efforts of lauren faust and mr hands, also known as "My little pony: friendship is magic", Converted nearly all humans who watched it into Bronies, or enablers of ponyfaggotry. These are very similar to firfags as described above, only they magnify the furfaggotry that the furries produce 100X. Just like furfags they bring ruin to all they touch, they are desperate of fucking horses, and they are all responsible for pony bestiality on pixiv, deviantART and paheal without an exception. They want you to believe that they are innocent just like furfags, but they are all trying to make you converted. Therefore, they are basically one and the same.

Cooperate faggotry[edit | edit source]

Cooperate faggotry personified.

Cooperate faggotry is basically the sin of greed fused into one being. All and all companies, will fall into this faggotry one point, no matter how great it was,without an exception. It is usually represented by unessecary abuse of microtransactions, DLC packages that cost 999999999 USD to purchase, and boosters or magic stones that you need real money to purchase. Just give a game to an enabler of cooperate faggotry and you can see it turn into a pile of aids and fail in less than 2 seconds. And the main supporters of this faggotry, is the fagass hipster, who pays all their cash for these useless crap and DLC packages, and thus causing enablers of cooperate faggotry to cause the second video game crash. Video games aside, They also tend to inflate prices of daily goods like balloons and all of these gheys are most likely jews or farmers of jew gold.

Moralfaggotry[edit | edit source]

The sin of moralfaggotry is a internet logic-defying one. In fact, the reason it is built is to destroy the fun and spirit of the internet, and they do this by force, indimitation, and censorship. This form of faggotry and single-handedly destroy an entire site all by itself, as it destroys and censors all the fun and defies all internet logic, and the enablers do so with great force. While one belives there will be no local admins asskissing and enabling this faggotry, they do, and these moralfags is the reason why this seemingly hilarious attempt of censorship worked in the first place. Despite it might not be as bad as furfaggotry and ponyfaggotry, it can still destroy sites all by itself.

Weeaboo-faggotry[edit | edit source]

Weeaboo faggotry is the second most common form of faggotry running rampant on the internets and is also the most common. It is signified by occult-like worship on Japan, consuming a diet of only pocky and ramen, and speaking in twisted engrish. Just like furfags and bronies they will ruin all they touch; for no anime or anime-like shows escape their wrath consisted of Creative pairings, Original characters, and other assorted forms of sick fuckery all in the mind of the weeaboo who thinks that he is a fapanese. It is advised one does not engage an attempt to sort it out, you will be pounded by the wrath of faggotry itself.

Fetishfaggotry[edit | edit source]

the wrath of fetishfaggotry personified.

What makes deviantART and it's fellow sites terrifying is the fetish. The fetish is a sexual desire different from normal humans, for example, fat or bondage. The sheer horror of this is the sick-fuckery and ruin it brings; not only they are completely unfathomable to the eyes of a normal human, the subjects can also be franchise characters, which makes fetishfaggotry bring ruin to all they touch, as all your idols will be stroke by the wrath of it. This faggotry is another proof that anything is possible in this world, lest it be good or bad.

The true form of faggotry[edit | edit source]

The true form of faggotry cannot be grasped, but there are a few spectaculations.The first spectaculation is it is a franchise title or a fandom that appears in the end of web 2.0. This franchise/fandom will bring ruin to all that stands in it's path, it will convert all that touches it, and those who get converted will forever be slaves of faggotry. It will destroy all "culture" on the internet, as well as convert all into it's body, until the internet is in one mind. The second spectaculation is that it is truly a creature, or a virtual being, that lies in the deepweb, and is the source of all faggotry. This creature is undefeatable to all humans and it, according to a traditional saying, is a black eyeball with green cracks and 7 wings. It will destroy the internet in an series of events when web 2.0 comes to an end.

Solutions[edit | edit source]

There is no way to eliminate faggotry completely but there are ways to stop it spreading.

  • Try to pull your friends out of this shit. If they haven't get converted yet, make sure they don't and never will. If they do, try to pull them out, mostly using Rule 34 and education. if they still refuse, kill them with anti-faggotry weapons.
  • Don't become one yourself. One of the easiest ways to do so is to NOT watch My Little Pony, by not beliving the lies that the furfag in your site tells you, or by not supporting jewfag companies like EA and king.com. As these people rely on people who get converted or kiss their asses, you can help by not joining them.
  • If you happened to get converted, just fucking kill yourself.

See also[edit | edit source]