User:MorganStein

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Se state andando assumere la direzione del pianeta... firmi qui. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands spin around three times perform a ritual rain dance drop to your knees start chanting the Guatamalan national anthem roll three times stand up hop in place seven times cry out in pain and obey the girl scout law. Grand Cross of the Order This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Help! This user is a mad scientist. MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user plays drums because they are too stupid to do anything but wave their arms around. This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race, bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money) This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with. Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) Psycho Warrior This user is completely insane and is a notable member of the Uncyclopedia Psychobabble Club. Squeegee Warrior This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles. Cospiracy Section Beware and read at your own risk---- This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are not ^on their way. "If there's one kind of piracy I hate, it's CONSpiracy." ~ Oscar Wilde on Stealing quotes from Monkey Island Ranting In Italian Apparentemente poca gente sembra apprezzare la patata. Non realizzi quanti usi e scopi può avere. Shame su quella gente. Obbedisca la patata!!! Conoscete che cosa è buono? Shortcake della fragola. È positivamente squisito. Ed a tutti voi che non sono d'accordo... Li otterrò per questo Jason!!! Vedo la gente stupid dappertutto! Desidero che cesserebbe di esistere poichè sono un disturbo e un polute costanti il mondo con il loro stupidity. E per superarlo tutto che neppure non provino ad ottenere più astuti. Nessun preferibilmente il pens il resto di noi passare loro tutto su un vassoio d'argento.