User:LilypadBell

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1

sa-P This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sa-P

ht-4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level. ht-4

pika-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pikachu. pika-3

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Welcome to my lair.

There is no turning back now, foo'!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* ha.

I am currently trying to learn Français. See? Over there? That badge thingy? Proof! Proof, I tell you!

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Z3

This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z3

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

n00b	This n00b needed adoption, but since no-one cares, she grew up in the foster home. Now this little noob is sad, deranged, and knows where you live.

This user owns 9 FUCKING CATS! just so they can keep an eye on them.

This user is atheistic with Buddhist ideals, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana

This user is on fire. (And loves it.) You can help uncyclopedia ( but just make the user mad )by throwing water on their head

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This user drinks soy milk.

	Gramaer
	Tis usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer adn speling on teh UnCyclopedia.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Z	This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Self	This user is LilypadBell, and you're not, no matter how much you want to be. (Unless you're my clone of course. I've been looking for you! Now get back in your cage.)

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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Ambidextrious

This user can use both hands equally. Bow before this god! In Latin this person wouldn't exist.

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 135.

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