User:Legend4ry38/Fabouil

The Empire of dreams. A empire what makes sence. A empire what you have been looking for.

Rules

Rule 1. Sharing is good

Rule 2. Don't be a dumbarse

Rule 3. Don't be rude

Rule 4. Nothing the Emporers say is "eww".. Even if it is.

Emporers&their First mate, Society and Gods

Emporers There are two Emporers of Fabouil. Emporer Deceptionist and Emporer Legendary they are the rulers of the land and sit on there thrones all smoking tradition herbs and drinking the finest beer in the land.They have royal feasts with pringles and grapes and talk about what they should do with these wide lands they have.

Many things are messed up in Fabouil, the names for their works is just the same any a pirate ship their first mate is Sarah a Australian girl who they persauded to join them, she rules all the workers and has full power over them, though she doesn't have any power over the Emperors what so ever although they do warn her if she does she will get spit roasted

Society Mainly the populations is made up from very beautiful women who want to escape from where they are from and start a new life (in short we tell them to come and get drunk with us) and we send them to work! we make them dig holes for no reason what so ever and make them fan us down and pour our beer and roll our joints.

There are a number of sports the women play but we will talk about them later

Gods There is only one god in Fabouil, Breadman he is god of all and he is a can of fosters beer with a piece of moldy bread on top of it. He is ontop of the heighest mountain in the land and we prey to him everyday.

Breadman has one profet so far Whizzo Frog, he is a wise frog also a Australian and he owns the CricketGrounds and the only Pond in the land.

Sport

National Sport: The sport of Fort Wars is a mixture of creativity and building. The Start:Two teams of 10 women all line up and stare down the opposing team. Then all the building material is layed out in the middle and the building begins!

The two teams build the most stable fort they can they get a time limit of two hours before they can start the battle.

The Battle: will last aslong as it takes for either the opposing team to give up/die or untill there fort collapes. It is a very bloody and monsterious sport and isn't for the weak minded.

The rules:

Every fort MUST have a back and front door. Front door to enter, Back door to exit.

You may only leave your fort once the two hour building time is over if you give up.

Anything goes when it comes to weapons by as creative as you want but supplys are limited so use them wisely.

Once the game has ended you have to show good sportsman ship and shake hands with the survivors of the opposing team.