User:Kingkitty/Welcome
EXCUSE ME, WTF R U DOIN?[edit | edit source]
Kingkitty/Welcome why are you here? You think this is some kind of joke? Are you plotting against me? Are you? Did you even give a damn to read the secret jellybean guide at all? You freaking disgust me.
- Are you new? You are? Are you sure? Are you sure? Don't look at me like that. Hell don't look at me at all.
- Your mind is the portal. I have no key to open it. There isn't time to fish for it. You are not who you think you are. If you do not read this and fail at being what you are suppose to be, I will find you and do absolutely nothing.
You need these to control the spice. You don't understand my injokes? I don't either. Also read below:
- Uncyclopedia? Is that some kind of toast? and The 5 reasons Uncyclopedia is the spice.
- How to retain the spice and not look like a clinja.
- The question machine needs eggs. Please give it eggs to continue.
- WTF IS GOING ON - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN.
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Control the spice.