User:Killer24/Grand Theft Auto: Ed Edd n Eddy

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Grand Theft Auto: Ed Edd n' Eddy is the latest game in the Grand Theft Auto-series co-developed by Rockstar Games and Those Idiots From The Trailer Park. Arguably one of the best in the series, GTA; Ed Edd n' Eddy is schedualed to be released for X-Box, Gamecube and Playstation 2 in 2008 or 2045 (whichever comes first).

Gameplay[edit | edit source]

Although using the latest in 3D technology, the gameplay kind of looked like Crap (however, Rockstar Games didn't seem to notice). Playing as Ed Edd n Eddy, the game was also a remake of sorts for Ed Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures but instead had guns, cars and pretty much everything the Average GTA game would have.

Characters[edit | edit source]

Most of the major characters are basiclly from the Ed Edd n Eddy Show, but Rockstar Games added more chareters.

  • Ed Edd n Eddy: The Main Characters. In the begining of the game you will play as Eddy shooting people With your glock. Also, dig up Walt Disney's grave so you can dump it in the Pacific Ocean.
  • The Kanker Sisters: Your Foes. You beat them up in the begining. Also they were known to piss off Oscar Wilde and steal stuff. They also eat shit for fun becuase there really bad people. Also they were against the KKK Busters.
  • Kevin: Another enemy. He is a badass and the most hated person in the world. He also made Robot Chicken with Seth Green and Some Random Guy.
  • Nazz: Sweet but a hooker. She could be a pain in the ass like Microcrap when they rip you off for Windows Me Or Microsoft BOB (the worst product ever to be created becuase it sucked ass.)
  • Johnny: Some kid that is a pain in the ass when you mess with him. He also took over Germany to kill Adolf Hitler and his crew. He also eats a lot of donuts with his fatass plank.
  • Sarah And Jimmy: Oh don't even get me started with there asses...
  • Rolf: A guy from Sweden that acts really weird eating the weirdest stuff around and rocks. He also smoked some crack with someone from unclcypedia and Johhny. He also likes gay porn (Seriosly? WTF?).
  • Brian Griffin: Your freind. He helps you in the last misson to kill the Kankers. He also just had sex with his girlfreind.
  • Oscar Wilde: Another freind. He helps you kill the Mafia from Ass, Italy when you have a turf war against the Italian Leones. He also runs the Sindaccos, the main Mafia of the game.
  • Knuckles The Echinda: A member of your gang that also helps you in the last misson. If you had the X-Box version, you would meet him in real life.
  • Adolf Hitler: Leader of the adolf crew. He dies in the end of the game when ed kills him.

Gangs[edit | edit source]

Here are the list of gangs in the game.

  • The Ed's: Your Gang. You lead them to rule the whole state of the game. They are lead by You and Edd.
  • Urban Rangers: The Rival Gang. Lead By Rolf, Jimmy and Johhny. They wear blue bandannas and a blue uniform. They carry a baseball bat and shit.
  • Samoans: Lead By Tama Fasavalu.They Wear Leather Jackets And Kaki Pants.They Rarly Carry A Gun Becuase They Are Broke As Fuck.
  • Kanker Sisters: Rival Gang. They are lead by the Kanker Sisters And Dora The Explorer.
  • Hitler Crew: Lead by Adolf Hitler. They wear Germany's soccer kit and carry AK-47's. They also try to nuke your house.

Cars[edit | edit source]

  • Yoshi
  • 1974 Mustang
  • Cadillac Eldorado
  • Ed Mobile
  • Tank
  • Police Car (If Your Stupid Enough To Jack One)
  • Rocket Car
  • Helicopter
  • Rolfcopter

Weapons[edit | edit source]

  • Slingshot
  • Bat
  • AK47
  • Jawbreaker Gun
  • Mini Gun
  • Batter Ed!
  • RPG
  • SUPER GLOCK
  • YOUR FACE
  • Uzi
  • M16
  • M4A1 carbine
  • AR-15 Armalite