User:KermisVoyager1997/Top 100 Worst Planets

If you thought the Top 100 worst locations on Earth are bad, we found planets that are way worse, since our first discovery of a planet well over 100 years ago and with technology getting better, we end up finding extremely weird and extremely hostile planets nobody in the right mind would ever visit, planets come in various forms depending on their composition in what makes one. These are some of the worst planets discovered by mankind.

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• 100. Toilet 41b

A toilet shaped planet inhabited by toilet shaped creatures inside toilet shaped buildings. This is also where the population can only speak 6-year old toilet humor. Expect no resources other than piss and shit, it's a delicacy there.

• 99. Uranus in Uranus

Picture Uranus performing goatse with a reproductive copy of that same planet, this planet leaves nothing to fit in there.

One more grain of sand and the planet would be ripped apart.

• 98. - The Great Cygnus Egg / Albireo b

The great Cygnus egg was left by the constellation of Cygnus who sits on it 24/7 until it hatches, it is home to a quadrillion other eggs. Anyone who goes near that planet will be ejected to Albireo where it will be eaten alive by the star into a stellar limbo and it's victims will die from starvation.

• 97. Moms Basement XXXL

Mommy bought his spoiled little child Timmy his own planet where he can jerk off to furry porn all day and destroy his fellow detractors with a laser cannon that shoots out penis shaped lasers. This planet is really sticky and smelly and it's stench can be smelled a light year away.

• 96. R136a1 b

The planet of the most brightest star in Milky Way's bigger semen known as the Large Magellanic Cloud. It's so bright and close to it's parent star that your eyes will melt the very instant you open them.

• 95. DIY Balloon Planets

Invented in the Early 2000s, now your child can be God himself and make planets, these planets usually range from 5cm to 25cm and anything much larger takes a tedious amount of work. These planets are also extremely fragile taking something as a simple needle to destroy it. Due to complaints from it's misleading infomercials, the products were recalled and converted to latex bodysuits.

• 94. Pizza Planet

Now an entire planet made out pizza sounds amazing, unfortunately for you, this pizza is stale and terrifying moldy. Can mold actually happen in Space?

• 93. Modern Planet

Back in the day, planets used to be cool, creative and interesting. Now they're just copy-paste generic cue balls with no features.

• 92. Kim Jong-moon

Just a Planet with Kim Jong-un's face on the front of it with an ass on the back capable of farting out nuclear bombs.

• 91. Margot Richardson

It's actually a human that gained so much weight after eating a million big bags of 10 and eventually died after eating so many discos.

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• 90. Canopus b

Wants to be a navigational star just like it's father but ended up taking too much celestial crack and ended up dead as a black dwarf.

• 89. Achernar b

The fastest rotating planet in the universe. It's days are only 1 second long which makes schedules impossible and make you end up extremely dizzy.

• 88. Jewpiter

A Jupiter like planet filled with Jews was once a popular tourist attraction until World War II began and the Space Nazi's invaded creating a galactic genocide.

• 87. Planet WAL-MART

Placed in an area full of stars which have planets with primitive civilizations, endless supplies of food leaves these civilizations dependent on what this planet brings creating galactic slavey.

• 86. Middle Eastern Planet

Middle Eastern Planet used to be admired for it's ancient artifacts billions of years ago. Now it's a ransacked hellscape full of terrorists and wars thanks to Planet America. (See Below)

• 85. Planet America Fuck Yeah!

Planet America was once served as the blueprints for advanced galactic civilizations that will help other planets figure out what are true virtues. Too bad Planet America decided to go to war against every other planet blaming them for destroying their galactic World Trade Center that they done themselves.

• 84. Chinese Knockoff Planets

If a planet is significant, chances are the Chinese will make planets to piggyback off their name, in contrast to these said planets, they're way less durable and far more bizarre and creepy. And far more shittier.

• 83. Nonexistant Planet

This planet does not exist, they only say they do the fool people into traveling into an empty space.

• 82. AL's Toy Planet

Al himself conquered this planet after investing in gamestop stock and selling rare Pokemon cards he stole from garage sales to afford a rocket that can travel into space. Al flies to this planet every Saturday. Despite this, the planet is always abandoned because nobody could afford to go there.

• 81. Tiny Planet

The smallest planet ever observed in the universe is only 1 nanometer in diameter. It was created by communists as a prototype to combat overpopulation in China, when introduced to Hong Kong, the population rejected the idea and was scrapped. For now.

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• 80. Quasi Planets

Quasi Planets are extremely huge planets that would orbit Quasi Stars, instead of a core inside there planets are black holes cannibalizing the planet from the inside.

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• 10. Planet Ass

Discovered by the Angry Video Game Nerd, Planet Ass is an ass shaped planet inhabited by assholians and it's water supply is shit, literally shit. The planet functions as an ass that shits. It has an elongated orbit where if it goes close enough, the shit in the asscrack will heat up, explode and shit on the parent star.

• 9. Planet Hillary

This is perhaps the ugliest planet on the list.

• 3. The Noom

The rejected moon of Earth is also known as the Antimoon. It is the satanic derivative of the moon that will turn humans into insane animals when it shines on the earth.

• 2. The Earth

This place is home to SJW's, Corrupt Dictators, Pollution, Famine, Poverty, Manchildren, Silicon Valley, Uwe Boll and Kidz Bop. This planet is only a few days away from anhilating itself by the time you're reading this.

• 1. Cancel Planet

A planet that will cancel any planet if it's deemed to offensive by it's inhabitants of Cancel Culture nazis who run this planet. They cancel planets by using a giant laser cannon that can obliterate the whole planet.

• 0. Pluto

This planet was so boring and dull that it didn't even qualify as a planet when the definition of a planet was reformed in 2006.

• -1. Antimatter Planet

A planet that cancels out any matter that touches it, extremely dangerous.