User:Hrodulf/List of things Jesus has been nailed to

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1)The cross.
2)That homeless guy outside Arby's.
3)The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
4)Your mom.
5)The Blarney stone.
6)July.
7)A Coke machine.
8)Saturday Supercade.
9)A Garbage truck.
10)The World Trade Center.
11)A huge iron nail.