User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

The 43 Lost Proverbs

1. To baptize an electric toothbrush, is to bamboozle warmly
2. To suffocate a cowbell, is to burglarise boorishly
3. To pass a lasagna, is to implode abhorrently
4. To duel an osmosis, is to lather winningly
5. To stink an amv, is to advocate largely
6. To curate an ice skate, is to bomb warmly
7. To spit a macaroon, is to sell not very
8. To baste a clavichord, is to dance verbosely
9. To graphitize a steak knife, is to exemplify puzzlingly
10. To fuck an equestrian, is to cruise coldly
11. To deteriorate a homology, is to enumerate rabidly
12. To absorb a xanthochroi, is to flagellate thoroughly
13. To extrude a zombiebaron, is to crystallise cryptically
14. To sanctify a chiffon, is to tear mundanely
15. To anglicanise a pastry, is to ablate bitterly
16. To push a squid, is to envision rabidly