User:ForestAngel

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I LOVE FERRETS!! I have 2. I'm also Grue-proof. ;D

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This user is a n00b.

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Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

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This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

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This user is a Grammar Nazi. Heil Semicolon!

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This user is a mutant.

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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Yes, I'm a girl and I play video games.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user's IQ is over greater than your's.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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I'm also a hippie.

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

My first game was Sonic 3 with Knuckles. My first RPGs were OoT and Pokemon (both of which I've beaten several times), so after that, I thought any other game had terrible graphics. I've beaten Twilight Princess and Super Paper Mario, both for Wii, so poo on you!

This user is a geek.

This user is addicted to video games.

I have a Wii, a PS2, a GameCube, an XBOX, a Gameboy Color, a Gameboy Advance, an SP, a DS, a DS Lite and an N64.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.

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BUSH AND CHENEY MUST DIE!

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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